CaterpillarKing
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Why, it too is Oceania 
Polynesia: The Great Islands
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TheNoob
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That settles it. Also, would we change our capital to Canberra or Sydney? Or would we keep it as Raps Nui
CaterpillarKing
Conqueror of Cacoons
Well it's your choice as an AAR
DKVM
Joker
We go for Mexico and Baja California! 
No Australia 
No Australia
TheNoob
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Why not both?
Manuss
Sleeping man
Let's go for ireland! 
TheNoob
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Technically everywhere is an island, though. Some larger than others.
Manuss
Sleeping man
Earth is an island in the sea of space.
To make it simple, conquer the world.
To make it simple, conquer the world.
TheNoob
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DKVM
Joker
TheNoob
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Chapter 2: The Polynesian-Aquatic War
As it had happened to be, Polynesian soldiers had returned home from fighting aggressive sea creatures such as sharks and other carnivorous fish. These soldiers were deemed as heroes from the still-ongoing Polynesian-Aquatic War, and caused a baby boom.
This generation would be called the Infant Exploders, similar to the generation of "Baby Boomers" from a distant land.
There was a Polynesian scientist that was helping research art with the help of major artists in the Polynesian society when something terrible happened: they had run out of toilet paper.
The nation was devastated! The scientists had to revert to using their Aesthetics research papers for tp, causing a setback in the research, seeing as the papers were now covered in a not-so-pleasant substance.
Kamehameha was pleased to hear that a master bowyer by the name of M. Aster Bowyer had invented a way to make bows better than the way they were made already.
With these new bows, the archers could now better fight off the sharks who were now becoming a menace to Polynesian society!
As the galleon explored the west, they ran into a new civilization called China. The leader of China was named Tang Taizong, and seemed quite bubbly around Kamehameha for some reason.
As the two leaders struck a deal of open borders and a world map for gold, Tang finally gave in and laughed while pointing at Kamehameha. Apparently, his name was similar to a sound a man made on a show he recently watched called "Dragon Ball Z", whatever the heck that was.
Oh man I love writing this story
Spoiler :
As it had happened to be, Polynesian soldiers had returned home from fighting aggressive sea creatures such as sharks and other carnivorous fish. These soldiers were deemed as heroes from the still-ongoing Polynesian-Aquatic War, and caused a baby boom.
This generation would be called the Infant Exploders, similar to the generation of "Baby Boomers" from a distant land.
Spoiler :
There was a Polynesian scientist that was helping research art with the help of major artists in the Polynesian society when something terrible happened: they had run out of toilet paper.
The nation was devastated! The scientists had to revert to using their Aesthetics research papers for tp, causing a setback in the research, seeing as the papers were now covered in a not-so-pleasant substance.
Spoiler :
Kamehameha was pleased to hear that a master bowyer by the name of M. Aster Bowyer had invented a way to make bows better than the way they were made already.
With these new bows, the archers could now better fight off the sharks who were now becoming a menace to Polynesian society!
Spoiler :
As the galleon explored the west, they ran into a new civilization called China. The leader of China was named Tang Taizong, and seemed quite bubbly around Kamehameha for some reason.
As the two leaders struck a deal of open borders and a world map for gold, Tang finally gave in and laughed while pointing at Kamehameha. Apparently, his name was similar to a sound a man made on a show he recently watched called "Dragon Ball Z", whatever the heck that was.
Oh man I love writing this story
TheNoob
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Ugh is CFC really slow for anyone else?
CaterpillarKing
Conqueror of Cacoons
It's very annoying. It took like 5 minutes for one page of Ethiopia to load.
CaterpillarKing
Conqueror of Cacoons
Tang Taizong looks so happy to see you
TheNoob
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Update coming tomorrow sometime late in the day seeing as my band camp starts tomorrow.
TheNoob
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Update postponed because my computer is pooping itself under the enormous pressure of making an update on CFC while playing DoC at the same time
CaterpillarKing
Conqueror of Cacoons
Yeah I tried to do DoC in windowed mode while I read what people had set out for me to do in Brazil and it took years
Manuss
Sleeping man
Works fine with me. With youtube videos too.
TheNoob
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Chapter 3: The Man Whose Breath Stank
The people of Tahiti were exposed to immigrants from a distant land whose people talked about a man named "Kim Jong". This Kim Jong was remarked to be a wise man and his word was taught to all the Tahitian residents. Seeing as we had no other state religion, Kamehameha adopted it.
Culture of Cook Islands had also spread to the sentient fish-people all around the city, so the city's influence stretched even further. This was great news for pro-fish-people supporters.
As Kamehameha was doing his daily bathing routine in his magnificent palace, a sentient fish-man who Kamehameha had hired for some unknown reason ran into the bathroom. Kamehameha looked at the man and asked for the news in which he was urging to tell.
"Sire! Polynesia now has 500,000 people!" The fish-man reported. Kamehameha was gladdened by this news. With this many people, he could use them for useful things such as harvesting flowers for his bathing routine!
Also, there were so many people in Cook Islands that there was a man who would eat everything. This man ate everything, including three day old fish, and that obviously made his breath stink. This man breathed everywhere (I know, weird right?) and the whole city of Cook Islands became sick and stank.
The leader of the Khmer, Suryavarman II, had come to Kamehameha in one of the most popular conventions known to modern Polynesia. It was called "The Convention of the Two Leaders with Really Long Names".
Suryavarman II had asked for the knowledge of the Polynesian calendar where months like Kamehamehanuary and Kamehamehabruary were used. This calendar also had mystical powers to tell us where we were on the map. As Kamehameha looked around, he noticed there was no roses in his garden, so he rejected Suryavarman II saying "This is no rose garden".
Soon after The Convention of the Two Leaders with Really Long Names, a scientist ran into Kamehameha during his daily bathing routine saying they had made a breakthrough in the knowledge of Literature.
Apparently, they had found out that if you wrote on paper with letters put together, you would get "words" and this sped up the progress in knowledge. Kamehameha did not know how this wasn't already discovered seeing as we already had a Kamehamehalphabet, but he had no objections.
The settlers had finally finished being trained in Rapa Nui and were sent west. They were to settle a city on a nearby island dedicated to the most important man in Polynesian history: Kamehameha.
This city would be a pinnacle of awesomeness, and there would forever be a statue of Kamehameha in the city with roses planted around it imported from Khmer, in order to make up for the lack of rose gardens when asked about Calendars.
Also, a division of archers was sent to the city, but Kamehameha decided he wanted to make them angry by paying them money. These bowmen were angry at the thought of being treated well. They became cross and stronger. They were now the first Cross-bowmen in Polynesia.
Spoiler :
The people of Tahiti were exposed to immigrants from a distant land whose people talked about a man named "Kim Jong". This Kim Jong was remarked to be a wise man and his word was taught to all the Tahitian residents. Seeing as we had no other state religion, Kamehameha adopted it.
Culture of Cook Islands had also spread to the sentient fish-people all around the city, so the city's influence stretched even further. This was great news for pro-fish-people supporters.
Spoiler :
As Kamehameha was doing his daily bathing routine in his magnificent palace, a sentient fish-man who Kamehameha had hired for some unknown reason ran into the bathroom. Kamehameha looked at the man and asked for the news in which he was urging to tell.
"Sire! Polynesia now has 500,000 people!" The fish-man reported. Kamehameha was gladdened by this news. With this many people, he could use them for useful things such as harvesting flowers for his bathing routine!
Also, there were so many people in Cook Islands that there was a man who would eat everything. This man ate everything, including three day old fish, and that obviously made his breath stink. This man breathed everywhere (I know, weird right?) and the whole city of Cook Islands became sick and stank.
Spoiler :
The leader of the Khmer, Suryavarman II, had come to Kamehameha in one of the most popular conventions known to modern Polynesia. It was called "The Convention of the Two Leaders with Really Long Names".
Suryavarman II had asked for the knowledge of the Polynesian calendar where months like Kamehamehanuary and Kamehamehabruary were used. This calendar also had mystical powers to tell us where we were on the map. As Kamehameha looked around, he noticed there was no roses in his garden, so he rejected Suryavarman II saying "This is no rose garden".
Spoiler :
Soon after The Convention of the Two Leaders with Really Long Names, a scientist ran into Kamehameha during his daily bathing routine saying they had made a breakthrough in the knowledge of Literature.
Apparently, they had found out that if you wrote on paper with letters put together, you would get "words" and this sped up the progress in knowledge. Kamehameha did not know how this wasn't already discovered seeing as we already had a Kamehamehalphabet, but he had no objections.
Spoiler :
The settlers had finally finished being trained in Rapa Nui and were sent west. They were to settle a city on a nearby island dedicated to the most important man in Polynesian history: Kamehameha.
This city would be a pinnacle of awesomeness, and there would forever be a statue of Kamehameha in the city with roses planted around it imported from Khmer, in order to make up for the lack of rose gardens when asked about Calendars.
Also, a division of archers was sent to the city, but Kamehameha decided he wanted to make them angry by paying them money. These bowmen were angry at the thought of being treated well. They became cross and stronger. They were now the first Cross-bowmen in Polynesia.
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