post your joke here ;)

[BCLG100]

okay heres another couple.
a bit of an old one.

there is a man with a group of friends in a bar, suddenly a man the other side of the bar shouts at the man, "I shagged your mum". the man doesnt reply and the man goes silent, a few minutes the man shouts again "Oi, i shagged your mum" this continues for about an hour before the man turns around to face the other man and tells him "Go home Dad, youre drunk"


Having 2 really badly blistered ears a blonde woman walks into a hospital, the doctors asks her how it happened.
"i was ironing the skirt and the phone rang" she explains" but instead of picking up the phone i accidently grabbed the iron and pressed it to my ear"
"Good grief" says the doctor" but what happened to the other ear?"
"well" explains the woman "the SoB only went and called back!"

 

[YNCS]

So this guy walks into a bar with a piece of ashpalt under his arm and tells the bartender: "I'll have two beers, one for me and one for the road."

 

[BCLG100]

err heres another

theres 10 blondes and one brunette hanging on to a long rope (for some reason or another it is over an impressivly large drop). they realise that someone must let go as it can only hold the weight of 10 of them. the brunette delivers a heart wrenching speech and agrees to let go. the blondes clap the speech.

 

[Mongols_rule]

A private jet plane is about to crash. Inside of it there is the pilot, a comedian, an old guy, a student, and the smartest guy in the universe. 5 people and only 4 parachutes. The pilot says, "I'm the pilot of this plane, so I get to leave!" so he takes a parachute and leaves. The comedian says "The world needs laughter, so I'm going!!" and takes a parachute and leaves. Now, there is just the student, the old guy, and the smartest guy ever. The smartest guy ever says "I'm the smartest person ever, so I get to go! MUAHAHA!" and goes.

The old guy says "Well... you can take the last one. There isn't enough for the both of us."

The student replies "Oh, don't worry, there's enough. The guy who said he's the smartest took my backpack."