Power for a Day

BluntMan

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If you could have any power for one day, what would it be! Don't be gay and say something like, "I would want to be able to see through objects so i can look at girls! Be CREATIVE.
 
Hmmm.....

I would, probably, also want the FORCE, but of course the mindtrick had to be fine tuned.


*walks into a bank. Stands up at the front desk.*

*waves hand in that way a jedi does*

I want to talk to your bank manager

answer> You want to talk to my bank manager

*walks through alot of halls*

*Opens door to the managers office*

*Waves hand*

You want to give me all the money in the bank.

answer> I want to give you all the money in the bank:cool:
 
Understand women!

Been trying that for 21 years now :p
 
manipulate time, speed it up, slow it down, go backwards or forwards. Even stop it entirely!
 
Originally posted by DaEezT
Understand women!

Been trying that for 21 years now :p

I think they would like you to bring them some flowers and chocolate and not half a bottle of Whisky a Rubber dildo and some lubricant....:p
 
Originally posted by The Balrog


I think they would like you to bring them some flowers and chocolate and not half a bottle of Whisky a Rubber dildo and some lubricant....:p

:rotfl:
 
I would like to be a t the head of the victorious British army marching down the Champs-Elyses triumphant, rifle in hand pointed at the sky, marching steadily to the centre of Paris and claimind yet another city for the United Kingdom. :D
 
I would want to be one of those:
1) Invisible
2) Have the ability to morph into:
a) Animals
b) Other people
 
Ability to use "save" and "load" in my life.
 
I would want to be able to see through objects so i can look at girls!

shalom

rjgo
 
well rjgo that also means you will see grannys that are 80 years old and also guys that you see naked...wouldnt like to have that power
 
the ability to teleport or telekenisis. I don't know which one to pick. Telekenisis may go with jedi power though.
 
Originally posted by Switch625
The ability to heal people of all illness and injury.

:lol: I can see the portrait
A new super hero with a red cross on is chest arrived and everybody call him : ''sir doctor''
 
Originally posted by Zarn
the ability to teleport or telekenisis. I don't know which one to pick. Telekenisis may go with jedi power though.

everybody love jedi tsss
much better being a god and make the hell on Earth by killing everybody I hate first :

-Goerge Walker Bush
-Jean Chretien (prime minister of Canada)
-the entire team of the Red Wings of Detroit
-and why not all the baby-boomers ;)

all things or insects I hate and so on :goodjob:
 
Originally posted by Traquenard-fx


everybody love jedi tsss
much better being a god and make the hell on Earth by killing everybody I hate first :

-Goerge Walker Bush
-Jean Chretien (prime minister of Canada)
-the entire team of the Red Wings of Detroit
-and why not all the baby-boomers ;)

all things or insects I hate and so on :goodjob:

As you can choose the power you want, why not transform them in something good rather than just annihilate them ?
 
I'd harness the power of SUPER STATIC CLING.

I want to reorganize my sock drawer? Point and snap, and it's done!
 
Originally posted by Traquenard-fx


:lol: I can see the portrait
A new super hero with a red cross on is chest arrived and everybody call him : ''sir doctor''

I don't see what the humor here is. Most of the other answers in this thread I consider to be very juvenile, but I don't go making fun of them. If I were given a superpower for just one day, I'd take one that would make the most difference, not one that would just give me the most self-gratification. Pardon my maturity.
 
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