Pranks

[Urederra]

Was that at band camp by any chance?


This one time as a teenager, my friend did something to piss me off, so I picked out the filthiest porn mag I could find in our vast porn collection and hid it in the linnen closet in their house, where I knew his mom would find it.

Lo and behold his mom did find it, but he dodged that bullet and instead his father was blamed!

Good thing they didn't divorce or anything...

You should have hidden a filthy gay porn mag, that would have been funnier.

 

[Quasar1011]

Well there was the time, when I went to the urinal stall and started violently screaming and banging on the door and making violent sex noises. There were many people in the bathroom and they heard my random violent screaming and they were like WTH!! Then the French teacher came in and he was liek...right.....WTH!!

One time when I went to the urinal, the guy next to me was fumbling with his zipper. Then he says to me, "It's so big, I have trouble getting it out." To which I replied, "Oh, I thought it was so small, you had trouble finding it."

In high school, me and 2 buddies broke into a classroom the evening before the final day of school. What trouble can we cause, we thought. So one of my buddies takes a dump in the teacher's wastebasket! And the other guy writes on the blackboard, FROM ONE (_*_) TO ANOTHER.

I hope I spelled that right.