Pranks

[CaptainF]

I'm not too much of a prankster, but my friend has dealt with some wicked ones.

He has a brother that he is six years older than, and he was messing around with him one day, roughing him up and what not.

Later that night, when he lays down to go to bed, suddenly he has sh!t all over his hair!

The little brother had taken a crap in the pillow case. Not something my friend would soon forget.

 

[Urederra]

Nice bump, ska-man.

I'm not too much of a prankster, but my friend has dealt with some wicked ones.

He has a brother that he is six years older than, and he was messing around with him one day, roughing him up and what not.

Later that night, when he lays down to go to bed, suddenly he has sh!t all over his hair!

The little brother had taken a crap in the pillow case. Not something my friend would soon forget.

Who cleaned the pillow?

 

[taper]

How did you do this? I need some technology-related pranks, and this sounds good...

On some PCs you can hit Ctrl + Alt + an arrow key and it'll flip the screen upside down or to the side. Fix it with another arrow key.

There's a BSOD simulator that you can put in the start folder, and it'll seem like your computer blue screens on restart no matter what you do.

Get a wireless mouse and plug it in the back, then have fun moving his cursor around.

Heard of a guy that pried off and switched the m and n keys of a hunt n peck typist, and then edited the character map to display m as n and n as m. Everything seems normal for him, spell check goes nuts, and any files he sends to someone else are horribly messed up.

Back to the desktop screenshot, create a folder named Donkey Porn, save it to the desktop, take your screenshot, delete the folder. Laugh as your mark can't delete the embarrassing folder.

 

[skadistic]

Nice bump, ska-man.

Damn I didn't realize I resurrected a 2.5 year old thread.

I wanted to avoid a "Perfection strikes again" so I searched first.


Pooping in a pillow is pretty hardcore.

My favorite party prank is taking a poo in the top tank of a toilet. That way every time they flush a fresh stinking nasty puddle of water sits in the pot. Or if your to constipated tear up some toilet paper and insert in the top. This will cause an over flow and if it gets sucked into the bottom part can clog it enough to warrent needing a whole new toilet......use with care.

This is best done to people you don't know or like much.

 

[Whomp]

My favorite was when a friend was going to place a couple grasshoppers in a friends apartment (after a series of other pranks in retaliation on each other). He started moving the egg carton box when one jumped on his hand and he flinched. The whole carton of 200 jumped out.

Needless to say, the guy had to move out of the apartment.

 

[Fugitive Sisyphus]

I am not much of a prankster and when I do make a prank it is more of the "WTH?" variety. A couple months ago I was in one of my friend's dorm room and he left for some reason. I, along with another friend, opened his closet. It is filled with shirts and long pants on hangers. We take every article of clothing out, turn it inside out, and put it back on the hanger.


I had since forgotten about it. I should check to see if he found out.

 

[emzie]

Microsoft word has a tool called 'autocorrect' where it automatically fixes common typing errors and misspellings (type cusotmer into Word and hit space, it will automatically be corrected to customer).

You can also add new additions to this.

In my junior high school's computer lab, I went by all thirty computers adding to autocorrect's lexicon. There's a way to copy your stored stuff from one to another. My personal favourite addition was 'public' to 'pubic.' A month later, our principal sent a 'pubic relations' letter out to local papers.

Other annoying things is automatically changing the to teh, 'a' to 'an' or 'an' to 'a', or adding rude things You also might want to add 'teh' to spell check...

Best part is, ff you delete what you typed and retype it, autocorrect changes it right back. I watched other students delete, retype, delete, retype for a good minute before hitting the computer.

 

[Rheinmetall]

Having similar television sets in neighbouring houses is a good source of pranks. Sneak behind someone's window while they're watching TV and use your own remote on it through the window.

Changing the windows arrow cursor to the hourglass.

Switching program paths of desktop icons.

All tried and proven pranks.

 

[Veritass]

And don't forget to replace all their sounds with really obnoxious ones.

 

[Jawz II]

I've been eating Hersey Kisses since the evil chocolate thread popped its ugly head up. So I took the empty wrappers and was shaping them into little balls and that grew bigger into a kiss shape and wrapped a finale wrapper around it. It looked perfect so I put it back in the bag like any other self respecting person. My girl grabs the bag and sits down to watch some wrestling. She's steady munching on kisses until shes pops in the fake kiss and bites down on it. Oh it was pure hilarity! If you've ever tried to chew tin foil you know why it was funny.

Holy necro posting skad-man!

What is the scientific reason behind biting into foil being so gross?

 

[Whomp]

Holy necro posting skad-man!

What is the scientific reason behind biting into foil being so gross?

Anyone who has cavities likely has metal in their teeth. This is a very negative feeling when tin foil hits that metal.

 

[silver 2039]

Well there was the time, when I went to the urinal stall and started violently screaming and banging on the door and making violent sex noises. There were many people in the bathroom and they heard my random violent screaming and they were like WTH!! Then the French teacher came in and he was liek...right.....WTH!!

And then when I came out of the urinal this one guy who's a complete stoner was like "silver too much weed" ahaahahahahahahahah

 

[skadistic]

Having similar television sets in neighbouring houses is a good source of pranks. Sneak behind someone's window while they're watching TV and use your own remote on it through the window.

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A slight extension to this prank:

http://www.instructables.com/id/ELSIDWXRAFEP2881ZQ/

Holy necro posting skad-man!

What is the scientific reason behind biting into foil being so gross?

As long as its not necrophilliabeastiality........

Tin foil chewing sends what I guess are electrical shocks through the nerves in you teeth. Its been a while since I tried it with teeth but I remember its unpleasent. I do it now with no problem because I have poly chompers.

 

[Jawz II]

Anyone who has cavities likely has metal in their teeth. This is a very negative feeling when tin foil hits that metal.

Ah that explains it.

I seem to recall someone writing about this elaborate prank that involved several people, that I read about here, but can't find it.

The victim of that prank was someones room mate in college (or rather house/flat mate as they had separate bedrooms with keys for them).

The guy was apparently very anal about everything being spotless and in the right order, they copied the guys key, then they would go into his room, and take the guys thousands of classical CDs, and put them in the wrong cases.

They did this a lot of times, which is why it was "they", one guy couldnt do it in a short amount of time.

Or maybe they did that, while the guy was asleep, anyway they did this several times, and sometimes would write the guy notes in his own handwriting and put it next to his bed.

Anyway they had convinced the guy that he was the one who took the CDs and put them in the wrong cases, and that he was going crazy, I might've some of the details wrong.

I think it was Rambuchan who had done this, but that could be wrong also.

 

[Tank_Guy#3]

Anyone who has cavities likely has metal in their teeth. This is a very negative feeling when tin foil hits that metal.

All I can say is

I've got some pretty good pranks (most I thought of without any outside influence, even if they were present beforehand):

1. Stink bait on the door handles. Irritating and just a pain in the a$$ (takes awhile to clean it off).

2. Or you can put a bag of stink bait (or dog crap or anything nasty smelling) on one of the manifolds in their car. It will heat up and smell like burning dog crap, and the scent will drift into the car.

3. Step on all their valve stems (the things you use to add air into the tires). Not all that expensive to replace, but a very big pain.

4. This one could get a little pricey and get you in a lots of trouble: pour/splatter brake fluid onto their car. It will eat through the paint pretty quick.

They get progressively worse from here, so I had better stop. But I do have tons of them and I tend to remember for a long time (grudge I guess you could say), bear that in mind if you attempt to pull a prank on me.

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

This one time, I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die . . .

 

[Atlas14]

Once, I switched avatars on April Fools with another poster to trick everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And they ate it all up!

 

[Jawz II]

This one time, I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die . . .

Was that at band camp by any chance?


This one time as a teenager, my friend did something to piss me off, so I picked out the filthiest porn mag I could find in our vast porn collection and hid it in the linnen closet in their house, where I knew his mom would find it.

Lo and behold his mom did find it, but he dodged that bullet and instead his father was blamed!

Good thing they didn't divorce or anything...

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

I have an entire book of practical jokes. Its really funny. Called The Second Official Handbook of Practical Jokes by Peter Van Der Linden

The author says to use this as an answering machine message.

Spoiler :

(hurried, frantic tone) Uh-- yeah, hello -- look, can you hold on a minute, the thing's about to -- just hold, okay?

(entertaining variety of thumps, bangs, roars, gasps and various noises for about half a minute)

Sorry, I had to go right out -- but leave a message after the tone!

Most people don't even know it's an answering machine until the end!

He also says this:

Spoiler :

Take an ordanary balloon, put a little crushed dry ice in it, and tie the end. Stuff the balloon into somebody's back pocket before they put them on....
As the dry ice heats up and converts to vapor, the victims butt will transform into interesting shapes without him noticing. He will find out when he tries to sit down, but the balloon will be too large to remove without drastic measures.

 

[thomas.berubeg]

this happened on 4/20

a couple of the junoirs in my highschool decided they were going to have a slip and slide in the hallways. they went out and bought gallons of baby oil, which they snuck into school the next day, along with a tarp. come fourth block, they decide it's time. (by now everyone in my school knew about it, but they expected it later... i, being freinds with some of them, knew when it was.) i rushed up to where it was going to happen, only to see a teacher walking away dragging the tarp behind him. i thought that was the end of that. but no. the kids didn't have a tarp anymore, so they decided they would use teh floors of the hallways. they poured baby oil on all the hallways in that building, and slid up and down. by that time, i had heard it was happening, and i jopined the small crowd of people that had gathered to watch; just in time to see one of the teachers get punched in the face, and our vice principle grab one of the kids and drag him out.

the kids got a ten day suspension, with a borad meeting to decide if they were going to be expelled, ubt that was muted to five day suspension, and all they got was community service hours.

and as further proof of how much of a police state the US is, the police confiscated the tape from a kid who filmed the whole thing, and may be pressing charges against him. He had put the video up on youtube, but had taken it down, when the police started looking for him.

he sent a copy of the tape to MTV, and they said they would use it. (unfotrunatly, i'm not sure when