Proof that girls are evil (don't be offended)

[Håkon]

First we state that girls require time and money.

Girls = Time * Money

And as we all know "time is money"

Girls = Money * Money = (Money) squared

And because "money is the root of all evil"

Money = square root of Evil

Therefore:

Girls = (square root of Evil) squared

And we are forced to conclude that:

Girls = Evil

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[Simon Darkshade]

That is so very good and witty!! Thank you for adding to my repetoire! In thanks, I offer this little effort:

A week before Abraham Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before John F Kennedy was shot, he was in Marilyn Monroe (!)

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[GenghisK]

t's like Dilbert's Salary Theorem, which states
that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as
much as business executives and sales people."

Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.

As every engineer knows:
Power = Work / Time

Since Knowledge = Power
And Time = Money
Then Knowledge = Work / Money

Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge.

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make which kind of implies that it won't matter if I've failed this morning's statistics exam....


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