GERMANY AT WAR!
The Russians were at the gates! everywhere! it was a surprise invasion, it took the germans by total surprise (seriously)
Operation Hamburg Ersalti
SIR! THE RUSSIANS HAVE INVADED! what? said bismark, i see.......years of being the worlds great economy have made us waek........SIR! WE SHOULD GIVE OUR MONEY AWAY SIR!. no.....no, said bismark.......the real fault was of......of the pugs! yes! those things have made us weak! everything they do is eat and poo.........! is their fault! SIR! BUT THEY ARE SO DARN CUTE SIR!,.........well yes, wait! i have an idea! said bismark, heres the plan, collect as many pugs as possible, then place them all on the area where the enemy is expected to go to, then they will take the pugs and try to eat.....i mean pet them and treat them like babys, then, at night, while tired and busy w/ the pugs, OUR SMALL, BUT ELITE ARMY SHALL GO IN AND TAKE THEM OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!, yes even the fact that our army is small wil help, it would be harder to do it w/ a larger army.
go do it!
SIR YES SIR!
ORDERS:
WAR PLANS EXPLAINED ABOVE, kill the invaders!
grow army.
begin wonder:
Berlins War University.
2 free military levels. (1/4)