PUGNES VI: Simplicity
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Sgt.Hellfish
King of the Oceans
To germany
From Britain
We have plentyfull amounts of men in arms. Would you care for an alliance with us? We await your reply.
From Britain
We have plentyfull amounts of men in arms. Would you care for an alliance with us? We await your reply.
Sgt.Hellfish
King of the Oceans
Not much going on and ive written 3 stories this hour so no story atm.
Orders:
Keep researchin teh copper age
Orders:
Keep researchin teh copper age
UPDATE VII
Scandinavia and Russia make a secret alliance against the empires of Germany and Britain. The first real war in history!
OOC: In wars, you make battle plans. You can post them or PM them. Example...
Send 1/3 of army in a sweep to the back of the enemy lines. Send 1/3 of the army to defend. Send another 1/3 to launch a surprise attack on the capitol.
Not like this...
Send 2/3 to attack. 1/3 to defend.
Spain's army loses confidence in their leader as he has done a poor job giving orders. (1- Army)
Scandinavia and Russia make a secret alliance against the empires of Germany and Britain. The first real war in history!
OOC: In wars, you make battle plans. You can post them or PM them. Example...
Send 1/3 of army in a sweep to the back of the enemy lines. Send 1/3 of the army to defend. Send another 1/3 to launch a surprise attack on the capitol.
Not like this...
Send 2/3 to attack. 1/3 to defend.
Spain's army loses confidence in their leader as he has done a poor job giving orders. (1- Army)
Attachments
GERMANY AT WAR!
The Russians were at the gates! everywhere! it was a surprise invasion, it took the germans by total surprise (seriously)
Operation Hamburg Ersalti
SIR! THE RUSSIANS HAVE INVADED! what? said bismark, i see.......years of being the worlds great economy have made us waek........SIR! WE SHOULD GIVE OUR MONEY AWAY SIR!. no.....no, said bismark.......the real fault was of......of the pugs! yes! those things have made us weak! everything they do is eat and poo.........! is their fault! SIR! BUT THEY ARE SO DARN CUTE SIR!,.........well yes, wait! i have an idea! said bismark, heres the plan, collect as many pugs as possible, then place them all on the area where the enemy is expected to go to, then they will take the pugs and try to eat.....i mean pet them and treat them like babys, then, at night, while tired and busy w/ the pugs, OUR SMALL, BUT ELITE ARMY SHALL GO IN AND TAKE THEM OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!, yes even the fact that our army is small wil help, it would be harder to do it w/ a larger army.
go do it!
SIR YES SIR!
ORDERS:
WAR PLANS EXPLAINED ABOVE, kill the invaders!
grow army.
begin wonder:
Berlins War University.
2 free military levels. (1/4)
The Russians were at the gates! everywhere! it was a surprise invasion, it took the germans by total surprise (seriously)
Operation Hamburg Ersalti
SIR! THE RUSSIANS HAVE INVADED! what? said bismark, i see.......years of being the worlds great economy have made us waek........SIR! WE SHOULD GIVE OUR MONEY AWAY SIR!. no.....no, said bismark.......the real fault was of......of the pugs! yes! those things have made us weak! everything they do is eat and poo.........! is their fault! SIR! BUT THEY ARE SO DARN CUTE SIR!,.........well yes, wait! i have an idea! said bismark, heres the plan, collect as many pugs as possible, then place them all on the area where the enemy is expected to go to, then they will take the pugs and try to eat.....i mean pet them and treat them like babys, then, at night, while tired and busy w/ the pugs, OUR SMALL, BUT ELITE ARMY SHALL GO IN AND TAKE THEM OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!, yes even the fact that our army is small wil help, it would be harder to do it w/ a larger army.
go do it!
SIR YES SIR!
ORDERS:
WAR PLANS EXPLAINED ABOVE, kill the invaders!
grow army.
begin wonder:
Berlins War University.
2 free military levels. (1/4)
Sgt.Hellfish
King of the Oceans
The king was sat upon his bed eating his morning meal when a young boy came crashing in. The lad dosnt even look abashed thought the King sullenly, people have no respect these days.
"Sir the Russians and the have declared war on our Prussian friends!!"
"E-Gods rally the troops!"
The King hastily dressed and barked orders at the same time. The palace was in organised choas. The young boy who had brought the news was sent down to the docks where the fishing boats sat.
"By order of the king of England all vessels are to be commandered by the British navy in a time of war and need we thank you for your assitance."
Dazed teh fisherman handed over their ships and boats to the army. On board clamboured the men their size making the boats list a bit and lie deeper than normal. After being check over however the boats were deemed sea worthy and proved themselves to be so.
*secret*
Later in the dead of night the men of teh British army carefully left their crafts and clamboured silently across the the beaches of every major port in Scandinavia. quickly and precisly the men found teh Scandinavian barracks and slit the throats of the men with proffesional ease as if pigs. upon doing so they raised the colours of the British crown. No large scale invasions were now possible from Scandinavia. All through the time they are there the men kept an alert watch for possible counter strikes and were well able to deal with them.
*secret*
Some men were kept behind and were extremely dissapointed at missing out in such a raid on the enemys of the crown.
Orders:
Build a navy
Defend homeland *secret* and delve as deep into Scandinavia as possible without endangering themselves *secret*
"Sir the Russians and the have declared war on our Prussian friends!!"
"E-Gods rally the troops!"
The King hastily dressed and barked orders at the same time. The palace was in organised choas. The young boy who had brought the news was sent down to the docks where the fishing boats sat.
"By order of the king of England all vessels are to be commandered by the British navy in a time of war and need we thank you for your assitance."
Dazed teh fisherman handed over their ships and boats to the army. On board clamboured the men their size making the boats list a bit and lie deeper than normal. After being check over however the boats were deemed sea worthy and proved themselves to be so.
*secret*
Later in the dead of night the men of teh British army carefully left their crafts and clamboured silently across the the beaches of every major port in Scandinavia. quickly and precisly the men found teh Scandinavian barracks and slit the throats of the men with proffesional ease as if pigs. upon doing so they raised the colours of the British crown. No large scale invasions were now possible from Scandinavia. All through the time they are there the men kept an alert watch for possible counter strikes and were well able to deal with them.
*secret*
Some men were kept behind and were extremely dissapointed at missing out in such a raid on the enemys of the crown.
Orders:
Build a navy
Defend homeland *secret* and delve as deep into Scandinavia as possible without endangering themselves *secret*
UPDATE VII
- The German Battle Plan (Operation Pug) made it difficult for Russians to fight. The Germans released hundreds of pugs into the enemy camp. Pugs are very friendly creatures. They jumped onto Russian troops kissing them and running around. The Russians were confused. But they still drove the Germans back.
- The Germans tried to attack Russia, but the weather was fierce and many Germans were getting frostbite. Many were killed. (1- Army)
- The Scandinavian Navy sent warships to attack Britain. However the British navy sank their ships. (1- Navy)
- The British manage to make two beachheads in Scandinavia. However, one beachhead failed when Scandinavian troops saw them and attacked. It was a slaughter.
OOC: We need more active players.
- The German Battle Plan (Operation Pug) made it difficult for Russians to fight. The Germans released hundreds of pugs into the enemy camp. Pugs are very friendly creatures. They jumped onto Russian troops kissing them and running around. The Russians were confused. But they still drove the Germans back.
- The Germans tried to attack Russia, but the weather was fierce and many Germans were getting frostbite. Many were killed. (1- Army)
- The Scandinavian Navy sent warships to attack Britain. However the British navy sank their ships. (1- Navy)
- The British manage to make two beachheads in Scandinavia. However, one beachhead failed when Scandinavian troops saw them and attacked. It was a slaughter.
OOC: We need more active players.
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