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No.
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YES.
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He basically ditched his best buddy for you.
WHO CARES?
He reveres you, and you treat him like .
YES.
SO.
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You're off to a pretty good start at being a god, I guess?
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NOW REWARD ME WITH WHAT I WANT.
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AS A MINION HE HAS BEEN VERY USEFUL.
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Yellow hat and blue hat?
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Maybe some cool mobster names?
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He's pretty much doing what he does.
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WHAT.
That's his power.
Yellow hat is fast.
Blue hat is slow.
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HOW IS THAT EVEN A POWER.
It just is.
ARGH.
I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO ACHIEVING MORE POWERFUL MINIONS.
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DO THEY GET BETTER THAN THIS.
That depends on what you mean by better.
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BYE.
 
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Boudica - 4
Gilgamesh - 5
Hammurabi - 8
Isabella I - 7
Lincoln - 1
Mansa Musa - 11
Pachacuti - 3
Philip II - 8
Ramesses II - 10
Saladin - 7
 
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