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He played Takeshi's Challenge for us, sacrificing his own sanity for his fans. For that, I salute you, Sir Crab.

nogitsunefox 2 months ago 4

To be fair: Takeshi also made Hana-bi and Zatoichi...

AboRasul 2 months ago

I am beginning to get the impression that Takeshi may be a jerk!

G0ATFAC3 2 months ago

Didn't Takeshi get the idea for this game while he was drunk at a bar?

TheThumbsUpper 2 months ago

Poor DC. At least there's only one Takeshi's Challenge. Now that you have played it, never again. Never again.

JamesFrizell 2 months ago

NO! AND YOU CAN ALL STOP ASKING FOR THIS! DO IT YOURSELF!

DeceasedCrab in reply to Viddaric (Show the comment) 2 months ago 47

Then he'd have to play the game again, with numerous save states. And can you really wish that upon your fellow man?

Zangamarth in reply to DeliciousNarwhal (Show the comment) 2 months ago

Both, and it makes him giggle with glee at the mere thought.

Zangamarth in reply to BygPhattyPlus (Show the comment) 2 months ago

Can you make another video showing off some of the funniest/stupidest ways to get a game over?

Viddaric 2 months ago 16

Your cat is awesome DC mine rarely comes into arms reach to let me pet her XD Let alone sit on my lap. And the game was pretty interesting to watch thanks to your hilarious commentary XD

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