Midget with a Wolf
-play by Adam Stirling.
Act I, Scene I
the Midget and his pet wolf sit under an aspen tree and look at the people in the city putting up Christmas lights in trees and on houses. Midget starts singing.
Midget: Oooh, Christmas Tree, oh Christmas Tree, how tasty are your branches.... I don't know what this Christmas is, but, gee, they're tasty branches! Oh, Christmas Tree, oh Christmas tree!!! How tasty aaaaare yoooour branches!
The midget leaves the scene followed by his wolf. A few seconds later, the wolf returns to pee at the base of the tree, and leaves again. A few seconds later, the midget returns and pees at the base of the tree. Before he can leave, the tree comes to life, knocks him down, pees on the midget and goes back to his place.
End of Scene.