Random Persian Quotes!

[Swedishguy]

Random Persian: In Soviet Persia, In Allah we Trust!

 

[soul_warrior]

swede: im gonna rip off your head and sh*t down your throat
random persian: ARGHHHH

* kudos to anyone that gets both references.

 

[flyingchicken]

Random Persian: Rugs for sale!
Random Swede: Where to?
Random Persian: :suicide:
Random Swede: :suicide:

 

[LLXerxes]

Random Persian: OMGWTFBBQ
Random Swede: U is so ghey.
Random Moderator: omglolclosed

hooray internets.

 

[soul_warrior]

random persian:
random swede: now run off and tell your mama....

 

[Swedishguy]

Random Swede: Mmmh... d'ye care for some pork?
Random Persian: As long as it has been slaughtered proper!
Random Swede: Keep your pantsies on, Mary; it has been... whatever you said.
Random Persian: *eats*
Random Swede: You know what? I was just kidding. It's an ordinary piece of pork!
Random Persian: Argaah!
Random Swede: Man, I love myself.

 

[Catharsis]

Random Swede: I debate with myself all day!
Random Persian: I have that special feeling!
Random Moderator: You both suck.

 

[soul_warrior]

random persian: epic movie is the greatest!
random swede: NOT!!!!!111
judge judy: case dismissed!

 

[Bushface]

What is the difference between a random Persian and a random Swede ?
One is a carpet and the other is an unpleasant vegetable.

 

[soul_warrior]

swede: i love the smell of Persian in the morning!
persian: i love you too, honey

 

[CivRulesAll]

Persian; i did not take my medication...MUST RESIST RIPPING OUT SOMEONES SPINE.........oh well ill do it anyway.
Swede: huh?*falls apart*

 

[flyingchicken]

Random Swede: This thread is spam.

Random Iranian: No, it's not.

Swede: Yes, it is.

Iranian: No, it's not.

Swede: Yes, it is.

Iranian: No, it's not.

Swede: Yes, it is!

Iranian: No, it's not!

Swede: YES, IT IS!

Iranian: I love you!

Swede: YE-In Al-Lah we trust!

Iranian: Yes, we do!

Random Moderator: Closed!

Swede and Iranian: NO, DO NOT!

 

[Swedishguy]

Random Persian: I'm afraid this isn't for real.
Random Swede: Are you kidding me?
Random Persian. No. If it was a joke I would say "What do you do with an elephant with three balls?"
Random Swede: Er, I don't know?
Random Persian: You pitch him to the rhino.

A cookie to whoever knows the reference.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

Well, I've lived a full life...

Random Persian: "We need a name for our curling team."
Random Swede: "How about the Ice Slammers? Because you're Muslim..?"
Random Persian: "That is hilarious! No, wait... that is offensive! No... hilarious."

A cake to anybody who knows what I'm talkin' 'bout.

 

[Deep Thought]

Random Swede gets killed by random Persian, because random Swede was gay.

 

[Swedishguy]

Random Radio: War between Persia and Sweden!
Random Persian: By Allah! What are we going to do.
Random Swede: Let's not kill each other. We're civilians after all.
Random Persian: You're right.
*uneasy silence*
Random Swede: *wields sledgehammer* For the Fatherland!
Random Persian: *wields machete* Death to the Swedes!

 

[Catharsis]

Random Persian: Man, flyingchicken's custom user title is annoying.
Random Swede: Yeah, it is. Where's the 'dx'?
Random Persian: Unless, of course, he's not integrating with respect to x.
Random Swede: How random!

 

[flyingchicken]

Oh good lord how did I miss that?!

*edits*

Random Persian: He was integrating with respect to dx!
Random Swede: How random!
Random Persian: ... No.
Random Swede: YES!!!

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

Random Persian: "Somebody keeps posting stupid stuff about me on the Internet. Now I'm the laughingstock of the community. When I get my hands on whoever did it..."

Random Swede: "You found my thread!"

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Random Number Generator: 12, 23, 12, 12, 12
Random Persian: You fail!
Random Swede: Sweden is great, Sweden is great, Sweden is great
Random Persian: You fail! And I fail!