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Try reading the name above the avatar.:goodjob:
What? You mean Diety or ggganz? (Oh BTW I'll be changing it back to "A brain-sucking jellyfish" now, I don't know why it changed. :dunno:)
But anyway, I don't get what you mean. :confused:
 
What? You mean Diety or ggganz? (Oh BTW I'll be changing it back to "A brain-sucking jellyfish" now, I don't know why it changed. :dunno:)
But anyway, I don't get what you mean. :confused:

I

am being a smartass:p
 
My Deutsch teacher complained my chef-teacher that I had been speaking in class yesterday. Yesterday I wasn't at school! What an idiot...
 
Im ranting that I dont have a rant to rant about...

Wait...

Im ranting that I have something to rant about because i dont want to rant about having a rant to rant about

wait..what?
 
Im ranting that I dont have a rant to rant about...

Wait...

Im ranting that I have something to rant about because i dont want to rant about having a rant to rant about

wait..what?

This is your brain on drugs...

Okay, my rant goes out to weather forecasters. I don't really blame them, I know it's a hard thing to do, okay? But come on, just admit and say "You know, it might be sunny, it might be cloudy, it might sleet, it might snow. We honestly just don't know what is going to happen because there are too many variables right now."

But hey, they damn sure know humans are causing the earth to warm, even if they don't know what the weather will be like tomorrow.
 
I'm a paranoid chicken that fears from everything! :angry:
 
I have to do a presentation for French tomorrow, I'm all done but I know i'm going to suck hard on the oral part.
 
Isn't that what the oral part is for Bad, bad Eran!

OMG...

Worst mental image of the day:(
I just saw Dobby from Harry Potter having oral sex while hitting himself on the head yelling "Bad Dobby! Dobby must punish himself!"

Why!?:crazyeye: :p :mad: :eek: :sad:
 
I'm almost 100% sure that I have 0% chance of going out with the girl I want to go out with. :sad:
 
I'm almost 100% sure that I have 0% chance of going out with the girl I want to go out with. :sad:

You won't with an attitude like that.
 
If by almost we can assume that you meant that the difference between one hundred percent and your degree of certainty is smaller than zero followed by a dot followed by five decimals then I guess you are about 99.99999% sure of what you are saying, which means there is a chance of 0.000001 for you to go out with the girl you want to go out with. Considering there are about 3.35 billion girls in the world, it means it can happen 3350 times on this planet. Considering that you probably know less than 3350 girls, we conclude the chance is higher than 100% for you to go out with her.

In other words - that's not the proper attitude. Oh, and that's not proper mathematics either. :p
 
If by almost we can assume that you meant that the difference between one hundred percent and your degree of certainty is smaller than zero followed by a dot followed by five decimals then I guess you are about 99.99999% sure of what you are saying, which means there is a chance of 0.000001 for you to go out with the girl you want to go out with. Considering there are about 3.35 billion girls in the world, it means it can happen 3350 times on this planet. Considering that you probably know less than 3350 girls, we conclude the chance is higher than 100% for you to go out with her.
Not all girls are a combination of pretty and smart, though.
You won't with an attitude like that.
You know, I try, but it just seems to be getting worse...

(NOTE: I am NOT making a Girl Advice thread, this was just a rant.)
 
Not all girls are a combination of pretty and smart, though.

Don't know if you read my edit though - I very often click Submit by mistake before I'm finished, so I'm normally editing every post of mine at least once or twice. :) In this case, it might have been missing the most important part. :)
 
Why does my . .. .. .. . always have to clog the damn toilet every single time?
 
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