Random Rants 3

[Eran of Arcadia]

My speakers don't really have a valid reason for not working . . . they are reasonably new and worked just fine yesterday, so WTH?

 

[Ansar]

My speakers don't really have a valid reason for not working . . . they are reasonably new and worked just fine yesterday, so WTH?

They don't like Mormons.

 

[Nylan]

That's the feeling this music inspires me (as well as it does to other people too).

Both the lyrics and melody, and on top of that the horrible harmony.

Obviously, lyrics like:

Spoiler :

All girls like it from behind!
I like it too, but I am behind.
We likes the many girls, seduce them with money. (We likes is an attempt of imitating their horribly wrong grammar)
I am better than my enemies, let my enemies die.
I'll let them die and throw with money at their grave.
Cause I'm the richest, and biggest and I have the biggest thing (literally!! that's what they say)
My enemies die, my enemies die of jealousy, cause I bought a new Mercedes.
All girls like it from behind!
All girls like it from behind!
All girls like it from behind!

(repeat over and over for about 12 minutes)

aren't exactly intelligent, don't you think? Plus, when it is sung by a short fat gypsy with at least 400 grams of gold (don't believe me, try searching for their pics, with the gold chains at their necks weighing at least 200 grams, and the crosses and rings making up for the rest) on him, who hasn't washed himself in a month and lives in a huge kitsch palace but refuses to pay his electricity and water so he takes a dump in the courtyard, it gets even worse.

If the words aren't convincing enough, look at one of their "most emblematic" covers.

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Don't even get me started on the quality of the "music".

Looks like your equivalent of gangsta rap.

 

[Dezzilisk]

I rant that my neighbor complained about how noisy my car was this morning, when i was making an effort to be quiet just for her.

 

[azzaman333]

I'm sitting in class today. We're, for some reason, discussing the race of the ancient Egyptians. When completely out of nowhere. From the mouth of the blondest, most idiotic girl I know, comes the most obscenely ignorant utterance I've heard in all my years: " I thought the Egyptians were Chinese"? We didn't even snicker...we sat in awe...she further ruins herself with "I really did cuz of their makeup!"


I cannot understand why people inquire to me about my lack of faith in human "intelligence".

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[ggganz]

Hey look, it's a Chinese ROTFL pyramid!

 

[Elrohir]

School started today.

I briefly considered murdering annoying people at school. Eventually sanity returned.

Meh.

 

[West 36]

Daily Show is on!

 

[West 36]

Colbert Report is on!

 

[ggganz]

Then don't watch it.

 

[West 36]

Then don't watch it.

Quite to the contrary my friend. I'm estatic. And now...

Futurama is on!

 

[Swedishguy]

I'm sitting in class today. We're, for some reason, discussing the race of the ancient Egyptians. When completely out of nowhere. From the mouth of the blondest, most idiotic girl I know, comes the most obscenely ignorant utterance I've heard in all my years: " I thought the Egyptians were Chinese"? We didn't even snicker...we sat in awe...she further ruins herself with "I really did cuz of their makeup!"


I cannot understand why people inquire to me about my lack of faith in human "intelligence".

I know, there are just some people who don't get it.

 

[West 36]

I'm sitting in class today. We're, for some reason, discussing the race of the ancient Egyptians. When completely out of nowhere. From the mouth of the blondest, most idiotic girl I know, comes the most obscenely ignorant utterance I've heard in all my years: " I thought the Egyptians were Chinese"? We didn't even snicker...we sat in awe...she further ruins herself with "I really did cuz of their makeup!"


I cannot understand why people inquire to me about my lack of faith in human "intelligence".

Dumbfounded cannot discribe... I remember my freshman year of High School, some girl didn't know the capital of the USA and claimed lots of people didn't. You can't laugh, if anything, your brain explodes and your heart melts. Stupidity is a weapon then, I suppose.

 

[Squarg]

Toothpaste is too cold. I just froze my godam mouth.

 

[Dezzilisk]

Toothpaste isnt cold.

 

[Angst]

I'm ill

And I have to go to school nevertheless.

 

[Mirc]

Looks like your equivalent of gangsta rap.

Much worse, you have no idea. I really can't translate the stupidity there. There REALLY are only 2 subjects in the music - money (and humiliating your "enemies" with them) and women (and humiliating your "enemies" with them). Then the music is... well it's hard to create music that sounds more stupid (sounds exactly like a man crying like a woman on kitsch accompanying chords), and the 3-4 lines of text they have are repeated up to 120 times (not kidding, that's the current record in the "manele" world).

I'm ill

And I have to go to school nevertheless.

I'm very ill. And I missed school in a very important period.

 

[Mirc]

Edit: Double Post. Internet works very slow. Please delete

Looks like your equivalent of gangsta rap.

Much worse, you have no idea. I really can't translate the stupidity there. There REALLY are only 2 subjects in the music - money (and humiliating your "enemies" with them) and women (and humiliating your "enemies" with them). Then the music is... well it's hard to create music that sounds more stupid (sounds exactly like a man crying like a woman on kitsch accompanying chords), and the 3-4 lines of text they have are repeated up to 120 times (not kidding, that's the current record in the "manele" world).

I'm ill

And I have to go to school nevertheless.

I'm very ill. And I missed school in a very important period.

 

[Squarg]

toothpaste is cold it has those stupid ice crystals in it and it freezes your mouth.

Sux to be sick mate.

 

[Swedishguy]

The first day of school was extremely boring. I can't wait 'til week 8!