Random Rants X: Mraarrrrrrr!!!!!!

[carmen510]

More homework to look over the weekend, and a bunch of tests coming next week. I hate my school's obsession with having EVERY GOD DAMN SUBJECT HAVING TESTS AT THE SAME TIME.

 

[Bigfoot3814]

I love blues music but sometimes I wish it wasn't so sad.

I know that's what makes it, but...

 

[Annex]

why didn't anyone tell me quote tags weren't allowed in sigs?!

We help those who help themselves

 

[general_kill]

Just failed a (group) manuscript and now my friend lost two of my books that I owe to the library. I feel sad.

 

[salty mud]

I've had the strangest urge for big breasts today.

Don't know why.

 

[Bigfoot3814]

I wouldn't call that a "strange" urge.

 

[silver 2039]

I've had the strangest urge for big breasts today.

Don't know why.

 

[salty mud]

It is, because as you know, I'm a sucker for girls. But I've never really taken notice of them before.

Until now. How peculiar.

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

I've had the strangest urge for big breasts today.

Don't know why.

Isn't that more of a "question" than a "controversial opinion"?

 

[Bigfoot3814]

I've never really taken notice of them before. Until now.

I find that very hard to believe.

 

[choxorn]

Well, see, Bigfoot, the male mind doesn't fully take notice of big boobies prior to about 15, when the females of that age develop big boobies. Prior to that, their eyes focus on the ass.

 

[Annex]

Yeah but with all the hormones and stuff these days, things start happenin earlier and earlier...

 

[Bigfoot3814]

Well, see, Bigfoot, the male mind doesn't fully take notice of big boobies prior to about 15, when the females of that age develop big boobies. Prior to that, their eyes focus on the ass.

OK, you mean to tell me that salty (or any young man his age and younger) has never once gazed upon an older woman?

 

[choxorn]

Another thing about the male mind: They usually only find women about their age or a little younger to be hot.

Okay, end of joke, let's move on, it's no longer funny.

Rant: The Back of my lower leg hurts, and I don't know why.

 

[Taras Bulba]

gahh.... I can't believe we didn't get pictures of the back lot of our house (as we are trying to sell it separate from the house) during the summer. We got pictures of it in the winter, and everything looks dead. Nothing is in bloom! GAHH!!

 

[Synobun]

Girlfriend's mother.

BLAAARGHLEMYSNAARGLE

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

I am less attracted to, say, 35 year old women now, at the age of 26, than I was at the age of 15.

 

[Rossiya]

X Factor. Jesus Christ. Is there anything worse to have to listen to, or watch, or hear, while trying to ignore the dreadful whinings of those ghetto boiz, or the umpteenth Whitney Houston replica.

 

[salty mud]

X Factor. Jesus Christ. Is there anything worse to have to listen to, or watch, or hear, while trying to ignore the dreadful whinings of those ghetto boiz, or the umpteenth Whitney Houston replica.

Eoghan is ugly and talentless, but I seem to be the only person to think so.

 

[Rossiya]

Eoghan is ugly and talentless, but I seem to be the only person to think so.

At least he wasn't as corny as dose sickur gangstuh boiz.