Ice2k4 stands up after downing a drink.
"Good sir, it will benefit you if you quietly leave with your men, for I on my side have my father's sword, and a knife, 4 inches in length, but at the tip a triangular prism point made of rusted copper. I have aquired this item from George's Fine Weapon Shop and have not gotten the chance to use it. Now let's say I get a twitch in my hand and the knife just happens to break one of your men's skin, they're wound will be too large and disformed for them to sew it up, and if by chance a miracle worker sews up such a wound, they will die from the disease caused by the rust. And I must warn you I am a master of swordplay. I suggest you heed my advice, because even with your twelve fine gentlemen, I am sure all the regulars here would be glad to "tengo""
OOC: Should we start an RPG thread? or keep it here.