Revolution IOT

[Sonereal]

I am starting notice a pattern when Sonereal RPs as the United States.

The American Federation is the "good guy" here though. Too bad they keep themselves.

 

[Mathalamus]

they are both america. it still confuses me.

 

[Sonereal]

*blink*

this just screams trap. like bathilda bagshot in Godric's hallow.. you want me to spread the Spanish military very thinly, and you do...something... to Spain next turn.

sorry, but ill pursue alternative ways to getting Israel...

American League

Oh my, not us. We would never do something so underhanded and treacherous. Something so cowardly. We're deeply sadden that Spain won't spread order to Jerusalem so I guess we will.

 

[Mathalamus]

American League

Oh my, not us. We would never do something so underhanded and treacherous. Something so cowardly. We're deeply sadden that Spain won't spread order to Jerusalem so I guess we will.

we are planning to buy it.... much less messy. we cant buy it now because its under control of Israel.

i like how you shrugged off that reference like its nothing despite being at least 40 years before that book was released.

 

[Double A]

*blink*

this just screams trap. like bathilda bagshot in Godric's hallow.. you want me to spread the Spanish military very thinly, and you do...something... to Spain next turn.

sorry, but ill pursue alternative ways to getting Israel...

We mafia players call this Wine in Front of Me, after that one scene in The Princess Bride.

Just so everyone knows I actually don't want to go to war.

 

[Sonereal]

we are planning to buy it.... much less messy. we cant buy it now because its under control of Israel.

American League

We hereby declare war on the Holy Land.

 

[Turquoiside]

The Khitan are mildly displeased with the attacks on the Holy Land. We promised them safety. Secondly, anyone who attacks their province in Anatolia connecting to the Mediterranean will not be warned again when we march and take it from them by force. No exceptions.

 

[Sonereal]

The Khitan are mildly displeased with the attacks on the Holy Land. We promised them safety. Secondly, anyone who attacks their province in Anatolia connecting to the Mediterranean will not be warned again when we march and take it from them by force. No exceptions.

Greater South Africa

Oh my, we're not going to take any territory. We're glassing them. The world will be so pleasant once cleansing fire engulfs the region, no? The American League wouldn't do this. I think they honestly want to save Jerusalem if you can believe it. Though, should they fail, there'll be a second sun over Tel Aviv and Jerusalem before long.

 

[Duke Blackstone]

Edit Nevermind

 

[Mathalamus]

American League

We hereby declare war on the Holy Land.

let me guess.. your gonna take Israel, and refuse to sell it to us.

 

[Duke Blackstone]

What is AMERICA doing in the middle east? Really? This is looking too much like real life..

 

[Sonereal]

let me guess.. your gonna take Israel, and refuse to sell it to us.

We're taking Jerusalem because if you do, GSA will nuke it. If the DB Corp takes it, they'll nuke it. If Khitan takes it....they actually wouldn't mind despite being a butch of "Chinese" to them.

 

[Duke Blackstone]

GSA would nuke us? really now? Diplomats have asked S.A. very politely to explain their reasoning.

 

[Mathalamus]

We're taking Jerusalem because if you do, GSA will nuke it. If the DB Corp takes it, they'll nuke it. If Khitan takes it....they actually wouldn't mind despite being a butch of "Chinese" to them.

good point. if you do take Israel, whats your price? (assuming GSA wont nuke me for it...)

 

[GhostWriter16]

I'm done with this game. Sorry guys, but I'm not dealing with this crap while I'm on vacation.

My empire's last act in office is to declare a Jewhad against the following:

1. Spain

2. American Federation

3. Egypt

Any other nations that may have been at war with Israel when I posted that.

The first nation to take 5 territories from any of these nations, or any combination thereof, gets all Holy Land territories. However, none of the three nations listed above can benefit from this.

So long.

 

[Mathalamus]

Spain, having the most Jewish people after the holy land overrides Israel. all nations can get all territories if they get five by invasion.

 

[GhostWriter16]

NO! My orders will be strictly followed, which means you don't get anything.

Stop powergaming.

Also, I edited my post to include any other nations that were at war with Israel before the post was made.

 

[Turquoiside]

The Great Qaghanate of White and High offers peace to whoever is now in charge Holy Land for the the provinces in pink.

 

[GhostWriter16]

The Holy Land is not able to surrender any territory. The only way you'd get those territories is if you took 5 territories from the nations listed.

 

[Mathalamus]

NO! My orders will be strictly followed, which means you don't get anything.

Stop powergaming.

not power-gaming. i can and did override your jewhad. 10 million Jewish citizens voted that the immature jewhad be finished.