Risk Nes 1

[RoddyVR]

lol. i just cant help myself.
toteone, you know you killed off 10 of your own armies and 5 of red's (not to mention black) to get the 3 cards from blue which will give you your 10 armies back?
i love the "allience" chatter though.

 

[Toteone]

lolly , I know RoddyVR and I may very will have killed much of the hope that we might win if orange 'aint keeping the spirit of our agreement - to share the world

But you see, the fact that I lost 10 troops was just more of that bad luck and I don't think the troops he would have had left in Alaska would have mattered too much

in the end I thought about MY chances of winning
Red should have gone to Central America and Alaska and I should have stabbed at M.E. and black should actually think of something else then survival
that would've done it
but we don't have tight-knit alliance, it's more like a semi-loose confederation

nevermind, I will fight and then most likely die with honor
perhaps I shall be granted some measure of amnesty in recognition of a deal he broke

 

[North King]

Tote--I have possibility of an alliance with orange. An allied victory is not out of possibility.

 

[human-slaughter]

Nope no amnesty Perth shall burn under the orange banner. The invasion of ME was nothing more than an economic need so to say.

 

[Jason The King]

Toteone, I cant actually believe you did that. That was the dumbest, most aweful, and ignorant move anyone has ever made in Risk. You stupid ass, you should have let me get the cards and I could have defeated orange in south America and helped you in Asia/Africa.

**** this alliance. Im pulling a North King.

 

[human-slaughter]

Oh Damn! Look out Toteon

 

[Toteone]

Ooooh I'm SOOO Afraid! You're all out to get me! *cept green.. maybe

hey... actually this feels kind of kewl
yeah I know what I'm gonna pull now

wheeee!¨
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Nope no amnesty Perth shall burn under the orange banner. The invasion of ME was nothing more than an economic need so to say.

Well I didn't know that at the time. The alliance was pretty specific: I don't touch Africa you don't touch Asia and Australia. And if you don't count verbal communication I have done NOTHING to offend your empire. I still have a copy of our agreement you know it says: Purple shall not invade Africa, Orange shall not invade Australia at all or Asia unless they need a card and have made it clear to the Purple Empire should it be one of their territories.
So blah... I've kept to my part of the agreement (not having fought a single unit of yours in Africa) and you broke your agreement (charging into ME, killing one of my troops and taking one of my territories without even warning me first.
A broken agreement *sniff*, I guess you're still going to kill me but I want to die with honah!!

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Toteone, I cant actually believe you did that. That was the dumbest, most aweful, and ignorant move anyone has ever made in Risk. You stupid ass, you should have let me get the cards and I could have defeated orange in south America and helped you in Asia/Africa.

**** this alliance. Im pulling a North King.

awwwhh poor little babby opposum ... !
Don't die on me hear ya!!

Ye'all scoundrels I'll be the one to die WITH HONAH!
I'll also be THE LAST ONE TO GO!!! Unless Orange really has it in for me (I don't think he does, that would be black and red) but hey he's still got a game to win.
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I'm not sure this will really make my case any better in Jasony's eyes but spoon if the heat isn't up in this game!
Anyway what I wanted to say was: uhmm, I've played a couple of hundred Risk games, most of them short and well; while not the most well executed move ever I've seen much, much worse; ahhh heck I'm not even all that sure if it's bad
if he has black on his side (coward wussopat second-place player gunning at making number one win!) all you could've done with this cards would have been to take Venezuela and maybe, just maybe hold it if you sacrificed Greenland.

Ahhh heck,
I think you should take over the whole world orange - humanslaughter - these turds (nothing personal) don't owe you nothing but their own ambition
If Perth ever burns; mark my words she may not; it will be under your army and in a blaze of glory
I shall await the turn!

to green: good luck

 

[Toteone]

This has been a very interesting game tactic-strategically by the way. Once again purple is confirmed as a wuss color while black is badass and more importantly malplaced or irrational logistics one round benefits in another!
I guess that's just how this sort of simoultaneous Risk-game might play out.

Anyho I'm honored you wish to burn Perth Human-Slaughter; no need to worry I'll have evacuated Murdoc university and my sister to Canberra, Syndey or Melbourne by the time.

 

[Jason The King]

If you're praising Human slaughter, then you aren;t remembering the human walked into orange when it was already well established. He wasnt here since the beginning.

 

[human-slaughter]

lol yea I already had Africa and Brazil when i started lol

 

[Toteone]

It was North King at the time, good player.

Thanks for the compliment, I noticed it a while ago: 'aweful' move

You're right of course Jasony, but you could still take Central America while I move into Africa, or go into Asia and Europe of course.

 

[Jason The King]

No, I can't take central America. You obviously havn't played Risk much.

 

[RoddyVR]

i swear i havent forgoten about this. well, i have twice, but just for short periods (the ones when i should have done the update). i'll do it as soon as i can. have had some heavy things on my mind, so my memory is even more faulty then usual.

 

[RoddyVR]

new map. sorry it took so long. will send card info in a few minutes.
oh, orange and purple are only ones to do tactical moves.

 

[RoddyVR]

and the game stats info incase anyone cares.
oh, right, you should all care, reinforcement list (and #of cards in hand) for those that dont quite get how to read the picture.
orange - 19 (2 cards)
purple - 10 (4 cards)
black - 3 (3 cards)
red - 4 (0 cards)
green - 3 (3 cards)

 

[human-slaughter]

Im sorry I must be going blind Toteone can you read what that number is under Number of armies across from Human Slaugh. I just cant seem to read it.

 

[human-slaughter]

are all the orders in Roddy?

 

[Toteone]

oh yes that, you're obviously winning Human, kudos"! but I'll be THERE FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!

 

[Toteone]

Yes you are winning the game Human but I'll BE THERE FOR YOUUUU!!!!!!!
/this is still a little embaressing even if I'm new to the Risk2 rule modifications

Roddy? sorry I'm late, here: 4 peeps in Kamchatka, 2 in Japan, 1 in India, 2 in Afganistan and 1 in Ural.

edit: haha, great double-post!

 

[RoddyVR]

are all the orders in Roddy?

not even close.
have 2. which means i'm still missing 3 orders.
jason king,
north king,
kentharu