Roger's Profanisaurus

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Roger's Profanisaurus is a book released by the once popular and humourously vulgar magazine called "Viz". Like your regular Thesaurus, it contains many euphemisms, but specifically those dealing with all things...yes, you guessed it...profane.

Now, whilst we can't discuss the meanings under the forum rules, we can certainly share our favourite phrases with no harm done. So please suggest yours and refrain from discussing the meanings directly. If you wish to enquire after or clarify the meaning of any phrase, then please use other safe euphemisms to do so. Without further ado, here are some of mine:

- Exchanging contracts for the construction of a log cabin (v.)
- A Miner's sock (n.)
- A Rusty Sheriff's badge (n.)
- The Furry Mongoose (n.)
- JFK season (n.)
- Madam Palm and her five sisters (n.) (aka Palmela Handerson).
 
Sisters or daughters, it matters not. Mrs. Palm's assistants are an integral part of "dropping one's yop", "duelling with the pink Darth Vader" or doing a "Hand Solo".
 
Can you offer some alternatives to your other five?

Maybe Mrs. Palm indulges me with her daughters but oldies like you have to make do with her sisters.
 
Brighteye said:
Can you offer some alternatives to your other five?
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Gladly :)

- Exchanging contracts for the construction of a log cabin (v.)
~ Dropping the kids off at the pool.

- A Miner's sock (n.)
~ A gritted drip tray.

- A Rusty Sheriff's badge (n.)
~ A Chocolate Starfish

- The Furry Mongoose (n.)
~ The Badger, or, in some more extreme cases, The Loosely Packed Kebab.

- JFK season (n.)
~ Commonly known as "Summertime".

Brighteye said:
Maybe Mrs. Palm indulges me with her daughters but oldies like you have to make do with her sisters.
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Maybe. And maybe you weren't actively in the population paste production field when one hand literature was more commonly available on paper.
 
I imagine "oxygen thief" is another term for a "humdinger", both of which are so powerful that they cause "wallpaper to peel"?
 
I think you have to be English... I buy every viz issue, and I'm Irish, but still I dont get half of them
 
My personal favorite: taking the Browns to the Super Bowl.

I always thought it was Harry Palm and his five sisters, not Madame Palm.

Another funny place to find this stuff is the urban dictionary, although that's more words than phrases. That place is a gold mine.

Anyone familiar with "teabagging" here?
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:rotfl:
 
holy king said:
and dont forget that chuck norris doesnt teabag the ladies. he potato-sacks them!
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Eh? That's not the teabagging I know. Teabagging is what one rugby player does to another when he's passed out. In the worst cases a camera is involved.
 
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