Team jeffelammar - End Game Spoiler
Last Turn Log Post - includes some pictures.
Goal For what it is worth we were still going for 20K.
Short Summary of Ancient Ages
When last we left our intrepid Carthaginian Warriors, they had subdued
Rome and were settling in for a serious Middle Ages wonder push in
Utica, a city already envied thoughout the world. As we entered the
Middle Ages we were wrapping up work on some upside down gardens that
were sure to spread the fame of Utica even farther.
The Middle Ages
The Carthagininan people loved their city of Utica, but continued to
scream for more more. Their brave leading council could not provide
enough to satisify them. Cathedrals and Universities for all were not
enough to slow the cries from the people. Apparently they wanted to
make sure that there was lots of land outside the cities so they could
hunt, fish and frollic through the wilderness.
To support these wishes a large force of Roman and Persian slaves
began building a road network through all of the land that was
culturally bound to the Carthaginian people.
Meanwhile the mad artisans of Utica continued to come up with truely
outragous ideas. Their ideas were often a ways ahead of their
time. There was a constant stream of requests to the Council of Three
to request that the science council discover how to do all sorts of
things. The council was loathe to devote funding to all of this due to
their possession of a Great Library, but they reluctantly acceded when
it became obvious that the rest of the world was too slow to figure
out anything. After building their nifty upside down gardens the
craftsmen of Utica began work on some sort of academy of war. They
assured us that as it neared completion they would re-fit it into a
great religious icon.
We were hoping that someone out in the world would figure out how to make
these large religious artifices, but they were too busy working on
ways to design new things and on trying to figure out how to collect
books. So in 630 AD the Ruling Counsil traded for Monotheism and
switched the researchers into overdrive trying to figure out how to
better organize our religion. While the other nations of the world
struggled to learn warrior skills, the Carthaginians raced through a
much more enlightened path, learning about religion, how to band a
bunch of their young folk together to teach them stuff. Then it was on
to some mumbo jumbo about stars and getting places. Then the
econmists took over and it was time to invent a big place for storing
our gold. After that we took some time to formalize the process of
putting notes on paper so our priests could reproduce the hymns of
Carthaginian joy.
In 590 AD workers in Leptis Minor (near the ruins of Rome) completed a
new palace, giving a large boost to the overall Carthiginian
economy. A Utican visitor inspired these folks to create a workshop
for designing efficient upgrades, but he soon returned to Utica to
continue the mad invention of nifty new buildings. Later another
Utican madman would visit and inspire them to create a trade center
named after some guy named Smith.
Meanwhile the artisans in Utica kept building amazing things. They
built a big Chapel with a nifty painting on the ceiling in 700AD,
followed immediately by a Cathedral and shortly thereafter by a place
for young learners to congregate and consume fermented beverages. Then
they devised a place to put a big metal tube that makes far away
things look closer. Next it was on to a large building that could
house a big organ that we were assured could be used to play fugues
and other pieces of music. Then it was on to a big place for people to
sit and watch something called a play. And to cap off the Middle
Ages some guy had an apple drop on his head and it inspired the crazed
madmen in Utica to build an extra booze distribution (oh yeah and
learning) center and the drunken students on a lark built a special
ship that would circle the world.
The scientists discovered that some metals attracted others in 1395
and dragged the Carthaginians into an era of machines and
pollution. The soothsayers reported that in other parallel universes,
the people had done these things hundreds of years earlier, but this
did not deter the celebrations in the one true world.
Industrial Age
Utican craftsmen began to have less ideas on new things about this
time, but they did have a few more things planned. In 1520 they build
a big shiny factory, followed immediately by a big tall tower for
burning coal. They then started on a big campaign to convince the
Ruling Council to let everyone have a say in the running of the
Nation. Yes even the dust mites wanted their say. In 1580 the
suffering movement succeeded and contruction was started on a boat to
go to some place called the Galapagos Islands. The boat returned with
knowledge of something called evolution in 1625AD. The Craftsmen of
Utica then turned to developing a huge place to trade ownership in
various corporations. Then they built a place to coordinate the stock
exchanges in other cites. After that it was on to developing a mobile
medical team and a spy academy.
Meanwhile a Utican madman visited Leptis Minor again and told them to
build a big dam across the river there. Soon the Coal Plants were
replaced by nice clean hydroelectric power.
A distressing statistic began to be kept by the ruling council in the
middle ages. After many wars throughout the middle ages and early
industrial ages no single warrior had stepped forward as a brilliant
mind. The Council started keeping track of the number of units that
had trained leaders, and who won victories. After starting to keep
track, it was about 30 victories without a special guy showing
up. This was after almost 2000 years prior without one. Finally in
1730 AD Council Member ChunkyMonkey sent a cavalry against a Persian
Cavalry and Mago showed up. Immediately he formed an army and kicked
another Persian's butt.
The Utican madmen immediately started work on a statue to commemerate
Mago's prowess, finishing it in 1745 and then beginning work on a
place to train soldiers to work together.
After this, the Carthiginian economy was switched from production to
food. All resources were used to produce food so there would be more
people to frollic in the wilderness. Spending was switched to
concentrate more on throwing parties rather than trying to actually
learn stuff. Enough was spent on research however that in 1824 it was
reported that testing had discovered a device called an
airplane. Given the small size of the empire and the solid Railroad
network, it was deemed unnecessary to build any of these, but the
population decided to party hard anyway.
Modern Ages
Word had spread that very soon Utica would become so impressive that
the rest of the world would bow down and acknowledge the superior
genetic code that infused the Carthaginians, but the ruling council
decided that they would learn how to make giant calculators that would
allow the people to waste hours playing some thing called a "computer
game". Utica quickly built a lab to design newer and better versions
of something called
Civilization and all useful activity in the city
ended.
Luckilly they were able to distribute copies of
Civilization
throughout the world in 1866-1868 thus finally convincing the rest of
the world of their superiority. The rest of the world ground to a
halt, leaving Utica standing supreme.
While we were not super fast, I have to say that we controlled the
tech race and managed the AIs better than I could have hoped. It was
fun and all of us learned from the others.
Cultural Victory in the 1866-1868 IBT
Final Utica Culture: 20071
Culture - Year - Building
1318 - 1870 BC - Temple
2320 - 950 BC - Oracle
2814 - 110 BC - Great Library
920 - 50 BC - Forbidden Palace
840 - 70 AD - Library
824 - 270 AD - Collesium
1468 - 420 AD - Hanging Gardens
1698 - 700 AD - Sistine Chapel
840 - 710 AD - Cathedral
1048 - 760 AD - University
784 - 880 AD - Copernicus Observatory
1044 - 1100 AD - JS Bach's Cathedral
1248 - 1265 AD - Shakespeare's Theater
822 - 1360 AD - Newton's University
354 - 1455 AD - Magellan's Voyage
372 - 1580 AD - Universal Sufferage
252 - 1625 AD - Theory of Evolution
158 - 1650 AD - Wall Street
72 - 1685 AD - Battlefield Medicine
67 - 1710 AD - Intellegence Agency
244 - 1740 AD - Heroic Epic
56 - 1756 AD - Military Academy
22 - 1846 AD - Research Lab