Share your computer pranks!
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aneeshm
Deity
One of the better ones is to open up the standard include files ( pref. iostream , as nearly everyone uses that for their work ) , then add something like
#define true 0
#define flase 1
#define NULL 1
Completely and totally messes up everything , but is well-nigh impossible to debug .
#define true 0
#define flase 1
#define NULL 1
Completely and totally messes up everything , but is well-nigh impossible to debug .
Maniacal
the green Napoleon
Narz said:On the Macs in my grade school (7th grade) they had a crappy game called Oregon Trail. I edited it with ResEdit so instead of "John has broken his arm" - "John sprained his wrist masturbating" and instead of "Jane has come down with the flu" - "Jane has come down with gonorrhea". Stuff like that. It was fun.
Hey! I like that game! I played it in grades 1-3. Fun.
Which reminds me, I should try to reinstall it, or maybe give it back to my friend, when he finds Midtown Madness 2.
This thread rules!
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If I had knowen how to do this in grade 9 I WOULD have gotten this F***t*** expelled. But Since it is a BC highschool I don't think it would work as well as everyone has their own account and can use any of the computers, plus we never were in the library at the same time. Although I did consider puching him into the acid tank in the electronics room, not seriously thoguh, I couldn't do that, hiring thugs on the other hand...
homeyg said:
Bad, bad, bad news guys! My computer pranking days at school are over (btw, last semester was the best when it came to me pranking the crap out of everyone; everyone who sat near me hated me 
).
Say hello to FORTRES 101, the evilest of all evils when it come to computers.
What are some notable features of this new software (that the school administrators discovered), you ask?
1. No right clicking (except in programs like Microsoft Word)
2. No desktop tampering WHATSOEVER (you can't even select more than 1 icon at a time)
3. No running of any .exe files not specified by administrator
The kinda scary 1984 type feature
4. The teacher can view any computer in the room's screen and freeze it to catch you doing stuff you shouldn't be doing
This program like gives Windows a labotomy. You can't do anything with it anymore, and when I say anything, I mean eh nee thing.
I do know how to get into it (ctrl + shift + f), but that only brings up a password dialog box. Now to get the password
Oh, and you see that kid on the top of that webpage (the one who's all pissed off)? That's pretty much what I look like in that class now!
).Say hello to FORTRES 101, the evilest of all evils when it come to computers.
What are some notable features of this new software (that the school administrators discovered), you ask?
1. No right clicking (except in programs like Microsoft Word)
2. No desktop tampering WHATSOEVER (you can't even select more than 1 icon at a time)
3. No running of any .exe files not specified by administrator
The kinda scary 1984 type feature
4. The teacher can view any computer in the room's screen and freeze it to catch you doing stuff you shouldn't be doing
This program like gives Windows a labotomy. You can't do anything with it anymore, and when I say anything, I mean eh nee thing.
I do know how to get into it (ctrl + shift + f), but that only brings up a password dialog box. Now to get the password
Oh, and you see that kid on the top of that webpage (the one who's all pissed off)? That's pretty much what I look like in that class now!
Chairman Meow
Class IV
*cough*Knoppix CD*cough*homeyg said:Bad, bad, bad news guys! My computer pranking days at school are over (btw, last semester was the best when it came to me pranking the crap out of everyone; everyone who sat near me hated me
Say hello to FORTRES 101, the evilest of all evils when it come to computers.
What are some notable features of this new software (that the school administrators discovered), you ask?
1. No right clicking (except in programs like Microsoft Word)
2. No desktop tampering WHATSOEVER (you can't even select more than 1 icon at a time)
3. No running of any .exe files not specified by administrator
The kinda scary 1984 type feature
4. The teacher can view any computer in the room's screen and freeze it to catch you doing stuff you shouldn't be doing
This program like gives Windows a labotomy. You can't do anything with it anymore, and when I say anything, I mean eh nee thing.
I do know how to get into it (ctrl + shift + f), but that only brings up a password dialog box. Now to get the password
Oh, and you see that kid on the top of that webpage (the one who's all pissed off)? That's pretty much what I look like in that class now!
Maniacal
the green Napoleon
Chieftess said:
And what was the teacher doing?
Genocidicbunny
Bug squasher
homeyg said:Bad, bad, bad news guys! My computer pranking days at school are over (btw, last semester was the best when it came to me pranking the crap out of everyone; everyone who sat near me hated me
Say hello to FORTRES 101, the evilest of all evils when it come to computers.
What are some notable features of this new software (that the school administrators discovered), you ask?
1. No right clicking (except in programs like Microsoft Word)
2. No desktop tampering WHATSOEVER (you can't even select more than 1 icon at a time)
3. No running of any .exe files not specified by administrator
The kinda scary 1984 type feature
4. The teacher can view any computer in the room's screen and freeze it to catch you doing stuff you shouldn't be doing
This program like gives Windows a labotomy. You can't do anything with it anymore, and when I say anything, I mean eh nee thing.
I do know how to get into it (ctrl + shift + f), but that only brings up a password dialog box. Now to get the password
Oh, and you see that kid on the top of that webpage (the one who's all pissed off)? That's pretty much what I look like in that class now!
This might help.....(i dont reccomend it though...)...and it isnt for v5
- I visited a smallish science center in late 80's... there was a speech syntethizer in C64, written in BASIC. I remember changing the usual greeting for some obscenity...
- I was an usual prank against computer studies teacher to adjust the Apple monitor brightness into black when leaving the class.
- When using the UNIX terminals was more common in university I piped stuff for friends sitting nearby, like: banner hello|write <friend> (If you don't know this will put anything you would see in your monitor into someone else's monitor....)
- I was an usual prank against computer studies teacher to adjust the Apple monitor brightness into black when leaving the class.
- When using the UNIX terminals was more common in university I piped stuff for friends sitting nearby, like: banner hello|write <friend>
(If you don't know this will put anything you would see in your monitor into someone else's monitor....)Swap the left and right mouse buttons, as you would for a left-handed mouse. Simple, but works like a charm.
Oh, and while you're at it, you could activate the mouse trail - I'd guess that'll make some people think there is something broken...
Oh, and while you're at it, you could activate the mouse trail - I'd guess that'll make some people think there is something broken...
Open notepad- paste this :
Save as blah.vbs (make sure its on all files not txt)
And run on nearest domain XP computer, will make the logon colour pink. To reverse, just edit the numbers in the script back to the RGB default value, which i think is 0 78 152.
But still my favourite is to put this:
(same method as before, make a vbs file)
And chuck it in the start up folder.
/If any one knows how to compile the first script so it still works plz let me know, email, or pm- or just reply....as the ***** admins at my school hav blocked the use of scripts on the server.
Save as blah.vbs (make sure its on all files not txt)
And run on nearest domain XP computer, will make the logon colour pink. To reverse, just edit the numbers in the script back to the RGB default value, which i think is 0 78 152.
But still my favourite is to put this:
(same method as before, make a vbs file)
And chuck it in the start up folder.
/If any one knows how to compile the first script so it still works plz let me know, email, or pm- or just reply....as the ***** admins at my school hav blocked the use of scripts on the server.
warpus
Sommerswerd asked me to change this
One of the best pranks I ever pulled was during the last day of gr.11. A friend and I were walking around the school, bored, when we saw that the Math computer lab was open.
We loaded up a different porn pic. on each computer screen, made them all to face the main door, and ran off.
This was a catholic highschool - so we weren't surprised to hear screams as we ran down the stairs. And don't ask me why we happened to have a floppy w/ naughty pics on it!!
We loaded up a different porn pic. on each computer screen, made them all to face the main door, and ran off.
This was a catholic highschool - so we weren't surprised to hear screams as we ran down the stairs. And don't ask me why we happened to have a floppy w/ naughty pics on it!!
With good reason, no doubt. There's a big difference between harmless fun and starting a scare that may end up costing the school, big time.
Think! Not all teachers know jack diddly about computers! Someone may think it's legit, and get some expensive IT guy to come out and expose the "virus" as a kid's prank. If it gets traced to your logon (which is possible, FYI) then, well... I'd hate to be you.
In short, I applaud your " ***** " teachers who block people like you from being an idiot.
Chairman Meow
Class IV
Not only that, but some actual viruses use VBScript, so it's usually a good idea on a shared computer system to turn off VBScript unless you have a really good reason to have it turned on.CivFan91 said:
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