Should we destroy the sun?

[WillJ]

The depth of discussion in this thread rivals even my "Are you gellin'?" thread.

 

[Loaf Warden]

Loaf Warden: You're in ALASKA! You can't complain!

The hell I can't. As an Alaskan, I have more right to complain about the sun than anyone else. It goes away for long periods, leaving us with the cold and darkness we're all accustomed to and comfortable with, then for four or five months it suddenly comes and blasts us with heat and light. We're not equipped to handle heat and light the way all you others are. You at least have some immunity to it, since you see it so much. We don't have it around long enough to build up any immunity, so when it's here, it's doubly unpleasant.

Or at least, that's my official excuse, and I'm sticking to it.

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

I recommend looking at this if you haven't already seen it.

I remember seeing that on T.V.

 

[The Yankee]

The hell I can't. As an Alaskan, I have more right to complain about the sun than anyone else. It goes away for long periods, leaving us with the cold and darkness we're all accustomed to and comfortable with, then for four or five months it suddenly comes and blasts us with heat and light. We're not equipped to handle heat and light the way all you others are. You at least have some immunity to it, since you see it so much. We don't have it around long enough to build up any immunity, so when it's here, it's doubly unpleasant.

Or at least, that's my official excuse, and I'm sticking to it.

But you get to be without it for several months....come on....

 

[EzInKy]

Interesting... How about we DO NOT blow up the sun, but instead block some of the light with a space station that converts the energy into electricy?

My idea!! My copyright!!

Dyson beat you to it by about 60 years B-)

 

[Perfection]

You know what would be the best, if when we blew up the sun, we incinerated earth with it, I think things would be a whole lot better after that!

 

[h4ppy]

Yes, destroy the sun, please. Then you will all die and I will be happy for at least a little while. Also I agree, although it was below normal temperture wise untill now I already hat ehte heat.

 

[The Yankee]

We should burn the sun. Nothing beats a good arson.

 

[stratego]

We can't destroy the sun just by sending nuclear missiles at it. I suggest we pull a Bruce Willis Armaggeddon and send some oil driller to drill a hole in the sun, and detonate it from the inside. I'm think Dick Cheney can lead Haliburton in this task.

 

[Riesstiu IV]

Sign the petition at http://www.petitiononline.com/NOSUN/petition.html!

To: U.S. Congress
We, the undersigned, wish to express our loathing ad hatred for the sun. This toxic ball of plasma constantly fires lethal radiation at our children and makes us squint our eyes and thus become ugly. Additionally, it forces nights of partying to end. For all these reasons and more, we ask that the sun be destroyed forthwith.

Sincerely...

 

[Riesstiu IV]

Down with sun and their crappy operating system!

 

[Narz]

I love the sun! I was laying in it, soaking it up, fully exposed at an uninhabited beach a couple hours outside the city. I would be fine if it was 80 degrees all day every day for the rest of the summer. Good riddence to winter. All hail Ra!

Also, just a side note : the sun is the source of all life on Earth.

- Narz

 

[Desmond Hawkins]

You guys are crazy! It is cold enough in Canada as it is. Doesn't anyone think about the Canadians!?

 

[Sims2789]

I would suggest that instead we just surround it by a huge sheet of aluminum foil. This will block the UV light, but it will not destroy the sun. This is because there could be life on the sun, and we mustn't mess with life on other worlds.

 

[Sims2789]

...It is cold enough in Canada as it is. Doesn't anyone think about the Canadians!?

No. See my title.

 

[Manverulin]

Down with the sun! It hurts people! And while we're at it, down with water, as well! After all,
`___
\/evil = $$$

valuble H2O = $$$

$$$ squared = H2O squared (or more water)

therefore,

evil = water or water = evil

Water is evil! Do not touch, drink, or associate with water! ... Water does not exist! War is peace! BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU!

 

[The Last Conformist]

Idiotest thread in quite a while.

 

[Mescalhead]

This reminds me of the Mr. Show episode when the world was considering destroying the moon, until the monkey that was being trained to push the missle button used sign language to ask the reason for this action. That ruined the fun of it, but they blew it up anyway. Serves it right, up there thousands of miles away mooning us every night. How disrespectful. I blame God!

 

[Manverulin]

This thread will probably be closed! Because of the sun!

 

[Vancouver 2010]

Most people can tolerate the cold.

True, most people can tolerate 3°C temperatures.
Many can tolerate 3°F temperatures

But when it gets into the 3°K range, I think people will start complaining...