floppymoose
Warlord
- Joined
- Apr 4, 2006
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Of course, I would love to hear William Shatner say "Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun."
Political Power...
...GROWS...
...out of the BARREL...
...of a...
GUN
Of course, I would love to hear William Shatner say "Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun."
"Political... power... GROWS! .. outofthe... barrel... ofa.... gun!"
How about the Crazy Warehouse Guy doing the voiceovers?
You have researched Masonry! That's right! Masonry! Masonry has been researched! It's absolutely INSANE! The path to Monotheism has been MASSIVELY REDUCED!!
It's only one technology away! That's right! One technology! One technology! This number is never to be repeated again! One technology!
See this Great Wall Wonder option? If you have enough turns, it's yours!
The Pyramids can also be built and they should be built by midnight tonight or your options of switching Government Civics to something better will be MASSIVELY REDUCED!!
Or the Surprise Spruiker?
That's right shoppers! Step right up and this amazing deal on Civil Service! Get on your workers, get on your farms and spread the irrigation around! You Axeman over there, wouldn't you rather be a Maceman?
Civil Service is a worthy investment now and for all great bargains, build more farms in places you could not before! It's a massive improvement over the unfarmable land! For a great amount of beakers today, a greater amount of Macemen tomorrow! -speaker gets taken away by security-
Sorry for reviving this old topic but I just can't think how interesting it would be if that movie trailer guy did the quotes for Civ 4. I think his name is Bill Fontaine.