aaglo
Furioso!
Bah! His shoulders have been hardened by the carrying of manilla ropes on his shoulder for half of his life. What could a puny sword do to is (even if he would carry a double-edged sword like that)? NOTHING, I say!
Great sabre-rattler
Great sabre-rattler


So all you really need to do is add the -myna bird? - on his shoulder. Your attack .wav could be the bird shrieking, "Where's the f@ucking flying carpet???"