Smelly Farts?

[Brad]

I was just wondering on your thoughts to this question... Why do you think bathtub farts smell worse then normal farts?

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[Siny]

Is it because in bathrooms most things smell nice (This does not include what goes in(or just around

)the toilet, this means shampoo, deoderant etc)plus the fact that you are nice and clean so therefore the farts just smell worse.

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[Lefty Scaevola]

Ions in the water (caused by disloved salts) join to sulpher compounds in the flatus (did not know the official word for a fart now did you?) to create compounds to which the human nose is more sensitive.

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[penvzila]

No, there isnt any difference.

 

[damunzy]

tub farts stink more .

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[goodbye_mr_bond]

I always assumed that when you fart wearing clothes some of it dissipates before reacing your nose--especially if you're standing up. Whereas if you're sitting in the bathtub, not only is your head generally closer to your flatushole (bet you didn't know the proper medical term for your butt, Lefty

), but it also doesn't get a chance to disperse in the air until it reaches the water level which is probably only inches away from your nose.

 

[andycapp]

This topic stinks - someone had to say it!

 

[KnightOfNi]

Have you tried this trick : when you feel imminent wind is coming, apply a lighter to your butt and ignite your fart. Check out the blue flame !! But don't burn yourself.

 

[Brad]

Boy that could be very dangerous... Of course at least you wouldn't have to shave there anymore

OUCH

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[Mongol Horde]

My favourite fart trick is the excellently named "cup cake". You cup your hand to your backside, fart in to it and present your hand to the nose of an unsuspecting friend.

 

[drake]

cup cake?

You sick bastard

Brad:

Of course at least you wouldn't have to shave there anymore

you shave your ass?

 

[Brad]

No Drake I do not shave my bum-bum, I was saying KnightOfNi did

. That could probably hurt

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[skyskipper]

I have another good one. When you're talking on the phone and you have to flatulate (fart) say hold on a sec. and put the phone by your ass and let it go! It's hilarious! Don't do it to your girlfriend though.

 

[Magnus]

deep in the heart of every man - is a sick twisted 8 year old brat...

 

[Caligastia]

Originally posted by skyskipper:
I have another good one. When you're talking on the phone and you have to flatulate (fart) say hold on a sec. and put the phone by your ass and let it go! It's hilarious! Don't do it to your girlfriend though. <IMG SRC="http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/tongue.gif" border=0>

That could make for a smelly conversation after that...

 

[Dark X 101]

This topic is funny! I'm laughing my ass off!!!

 

[KnightOfNi]

Originally posted by Brad:
No Drake I do not shave my bum-bum, I was saying KnightOfNi did <IMG SRC="http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/tongue.gif" border=0>. That could probably hurt <IMG SRC="http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/eek.gif" border=0>.

Hey Brad, I don't shave my ass !


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[skyskipper]

It would stink to die in a bathroom.

 

[goodbye_mr_bond]

Originally posted by KnightOfNi:
Hey Brad, I don't shave my ass !

How low can we go???

 

[KnightOfNi]

I do shave my feet !
Is that low enough Bond

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