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Meanwhile, in the POST....
Colonel Uberfayl's forces storm the Royal Palace. The Chief's Royalists attempt a last-stand battle, but fall rather quickly after Warchief Small Smoke gets shot. In the Palace basement, the club music is so loud, that bullets aren't even heard. Chief Black Cucumber spends the last moments of his reign with a stripper in his lap and three kinds of drugs in his nose.
Just as Colonel Uberfayl and his men blast open the basement door, Chief Black Cucumber chokes on his drugs and passes away, his head resting on his mink-covered couch. Everyone else continued partying. The mercenaries close in, check his pulse, then signal the others to approach. Uberfayl shoots the DJ and the music stops, but everyone is so high on drugs, that they continue dancing.
"Colonel Uberfayl! Ze Palace is secured!" said a soldier.
"Colonel?" asked Uberfayl, smiling. "You mean Chieftain."
"Uuuuh, yes, Chieftain Uberfayl!"