Soviet Russia

[SS-18 ICBM]

"Wet" is a verb.

 

[plarq]

In communist Tibet, Dalai Lama worships YOU!!!

 

[Swedishguy]

In Socialist Sweden, tax pays YOU!!

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

In Soviet America, waiter tips you!

 

[mythmonster2]

In Soviet Russia, Iraq invades YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, piano practices YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, nuke launches YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, racers bet on YOU!!

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

In Soviet Russia, statement reverses you!

 

[Mirc]

In Soviet Russia in Russia Soviet we trust!!

In Soviet Russia, post crosses me!!

In Soviet Russia, crime stops you!!

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

IN Soviet Russia, God believes in you!

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

^^

Karl Marx must be spinning in his grave.

 

[Yuri2356]

^^

Karl Marx must be spinning in his grave.

In Soviet Russia, Grave spins in you!!

 

[mythmonster2]

In Soviet Russia, floor rolls on YOU!!

 

[carmen510]

In Soviet America, people still get seizures from Britney Spears music.

 

[Swedishguy]

In Soviet Russia, post edits YOU!!

 

[EconomistBR]

In Soviet Russia, the toilet takes a dump on you!!!!

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

In Soviet Russia, UAV support calls on you!

 

[plarq]

In communist China, the nation loves YOU!!!

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

In Soviet Russia, radiation leak contains you!

 

[Swedishguy]

In Soviet Russia, finger prints YOU!!

 

[EconomistBR]

In Soviet Russia, enriched uranium cools water in the reactor

 

[plarq]

Karl Marx must be spinning in his grave.

In Karl Marx's book, religion is the opium of the masses;
in Soviet states, masses of religion(s) are the opium!!!