Soviet Russia

[Eran of Arcadia]

In Soviet Russia, thread subscribes to YOU!!

 

[Gaius Octavius]

In Soviet Russia, party throws YOU!!

 

[Swedishguy]

In Soviet Russia, ant crush YOU!!

 

[flyingchicken]

In Soviet Russia, article cite YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, university go to YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, Russian reversal make YOU!!

 

[Yuri2356]

In Soviet Russia, Lake Swim in YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, Food Eats YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, War Fights YOU!!

 

[flyingchicken]

In Soviet Russia, air condition YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, deer hunt YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, wood carve YOU!!

 

[Catharsis]

In Soviet Russia, up dials YOU!!

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

In Soviet Russia, object verbs SUBJECT!!

 

[Swedishguy]

In Soviet Russia english speaks YOU!!

In Soviet Japan, hamburger eats YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, child frightens YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, morning joe sips YOU!!

 

[carmen510]

In Soviet Union, YOU rule over Swedishguy

 

[ArneHD]

"Daddy, all my schoolmates are riding the bus, and I am the black sheep in this 600th Mers." / "No worries, son. I'll buy you a bus, and you'll ride like everyone else!"

"Look at my new tie," says a New Russian to his colleague. "I bought it for 500 dollars in the store over there." "You got yourself conned," says the other. "You could have paid twice as much for the same one just across the street!"

* A new russian and an old man lay injured side-by-side in an emergency room:
— How did you get here, old fella?
— I had an old Zaporozhets car, and I set the war-trophy Messerschmitt jet engine on it. While driving on a highway, I saw a Ferrari ahead and tried to overtake it. The speed was too high and crushed myself into a tree. And how did you get here?
— I was driving my Ferrari when I saw a Zaporozhets overtaking me. I concluded, that my car might be broken and that it was actually standing still. So I opened the door and walked out...

 

[Swedishguy]

In Soviet Russia, flamer reports YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, mod spams YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, troll warns YOU!!

 

[flyingchicken]

In Soviet Russia, topic off-YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, bandwagon ride YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, Russian reversals don't make YOU!!

 

[Catharsis]

In the USA, you have hallway monitors. In Soviet Russia, hallway monitors YOU!!

 

[flyingchicken]

In the USA, you have publicity stunts. In Soviet Russia, stunt publicizes YOU!!

(dot dot dot whoops, no change )

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

In Soviet Russia, nuts crack YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, car jacks YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, time kills YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, senior cares for YOU!!

In Communist China, peasants mass-murder YOU!!

In America Canada, there are plenty of filesharers. In Soviet Russia, file shares YOU!!

In America, people are familiar with Sputnik's first words: "Beep... Beep... Beep... Beep..." In Soviet Russia, Beep YOU!!
(Kudos to TheBladeRoden for that one)

 

[sirtommygunn]

in soviet russia bottle caps YOU!!

 

[Swedishguy]

In Soviet Russia, criminal sends to prison YOU!!

 

[Da_V_Man]

In Soviet Russia, baby gives birth to you!

In Soviet Russia, suprise party throws you!

In Soviet Russia, Leaders mock you!

In Soviet Russia, Chicken Eats you!

 

[mythmonster2]

In Soviet Russia, Monster truck drives YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, Teddy bear builds YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, Yo mamma joke says YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, Game buys YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, Wikipedia reads YOU!!
And last but not least,
In Soviet Russia, Civ plays YOU!!

And Swedishguy you gave me an idea!
In Soviet Russia, criminal sends prison to YOU!!