Sperman's package too big for the big screen?

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http://www.darkhorizons.com/news05/051213f.php

http://www.news24.com/News24/Backpage/HotGossip/0,,2-1343-1344_1849549,00.html

London - The new Superman is giving movie bosses a headache - because of the size of his bulge.

They fear Brandon Routh's profile in the superhero's skintight costume could be distracting, reports the Sun.

Hollywood executives have ordered the makers of Superman Returns to cover it up with digital effects.

The Sun's source said: "It's a major issue for the studio. Brandon is extremely well-endowed and they don't want it up on the big screen.

"We may be forced to erase his package with digital effects."
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:eek:

Maybe they should have checked the package before getting in tights?

I guess now we know why he's called Superman!

ROTFLMPO! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
You know, I was confused at first because I thought the title said "Spearman'..."

Yeah...
 
This all reminds me of this guy:



And this guy:



And anyway, he's Superman! It just wouldn't be right if he had a tiny pecker. :nono:
 
ROTFLMAO

All I have to say.
 
I saw this and saw "Sperm and Package to big for the big screen?" It wasnt till I clicked on it that I even relized that it was Superman.

Imagine all of the phone calls he must be getting now that the whole world knows him as "that huge Superman dude"
 
Oh, Good Lord. What's next? Digitally remastering all of those old Mae West films because her...er....stature is too distracting? Sheesh.
 
Cynical Filmi Input:

Nice coincidence that the release comes only just over a year after Christopher Reeve's death. Sympathy, nostalgia, timing and pity: A heady box office mix!
 
I think I recognize this post from SimHQ... that you, Desert Eagle? ;)
 
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