Stupid things you do while still half-asleep

[Gori the Grey]

Get a whole tribe of fops. What else would one do 'tween sleep and wake?

 

[GoodSarmatian]

One time I ate a yoghurt late at night and shortly afterwards I had to pee. Naturally, I threw the empty cup into the toilet. Then I went into the kitchen, opened the trash can, got my rooster out, and just as I was ready to release the stream I paused and asked myself "WTH are you doing ?"

 

[Lemon Merchant]

Once I kicked the wall with nearly full speed while being half asleep. I was fully awake afterwards.

I did that too, except to a bed mate. We were both quite awake after that.