Superpowers NES

[Terrance888]

OOC: Last turn before this one I told them to dock in the city to prevent stuff... guess it didn't get thought...

And you are the Aggrieved pary even though you killed our leader, our highest military leaders, our Airforce secretary and series of skilled diplomats... man, the nerve!

 

[skizzik]

Once again Great update!


OCC: JOIN MY NES =D its fun and just started!

 

[BananaLee]

To: PRSA

As we have mentioned, we apologise profusely for the inability of the green PRSA Navy to tell training exercises from a real attack, and to defend themselves against a fight they started.

Yours most humbly,

Simon O'Connor
Minister of Defence
Pacific Union

 

[DarthNader]

From: Vietnam
To: The Pacific Union

The fact that you have the nerve to fire any ordinance, dummy or not, at another nation's vessels shows that you have absolutely no respect for any foreign power. Granted the PRSA acted a little to extremely, they non the less acted in defense of their own vessels, and in the defense of their dignitaries/officials. We are infuriated that you even dared carry out this act, and demand that monetary compensation be made to the PRSA to replace their vessels, and to apologize to the families of the men and women you have killed.

 

[BananaLee]

To: Vietnam

The Pacific Union has already apologised on two occassions.
You have already agreed that the PRSA acted extremely, perhaps Vietnam expected us to land by the PRSA ships, give them a kiss, hold hands and perhaps watch a movie?

Yours most sincerely,

John the Baptist

 

[Crezth]

The December Revolution

"Well, uh, Mis- Mister Ackerman, I don't..." Peterson trailed off.

"Don't wut?" inquired the extremely Texan George Howard Ackerman, "Don't do what this country's been achin' for fer an even 13 years?"

"13, uh, 13 isn't an even num-"

"Stop yer bickerin', Peterson, that's why you're only the Undersecretary General and not the Secretary General like myself."

"I - yes, sir."

"Lissen, Peterson, this has got to go down and I got to have you behind me on this, otherwise there just is no point. You would see our glorious nation continue to get trodden down by these damn commies?"

"Of course not, sir, my dad owned a chain of banks before they, uh, they came."

"Exactly, now you ain't going to get those banks back unless'n you stick with me. Now... are the troops ready?"

"Yes, sir, the Washington Defense Force is prepared to initiate the coup."

Ackerman went up to the window and looked out upon the mall. The hammer-sickle-and-stripes flew above the monument, and Capitol building was being 'protected' by the Washington Defense Force.

"Get Colonel Eden on the horn. Launch the assault."

Not a scant few hours later a new flag was flying over the mall and the new President Ackerman gazed upon the troops who had seized the capitol. Quickly the gears were turning to shift control over to Ackerman himself.

"About damn time, too, just had to wait for the right moment," he said, sitting down at his desk, "Peterson, get me a beer. No, wait, this is a special occasion, something fancy... get me a whisky."

"Uh, sir, is now really the time to start drinking?"

"Muslims banging down our door and you ask me if I should be drinking? Jesus, Peterson, smoke a bowl."

"Of course, sir, sorry, sir..." Peterson turned around and started walking out. He halted, suddenly, and turned around. "But why are their fifty-one stars on the flag, sir?"

"One for every state, o' course. You high?"

"No, sir, no... but I thought we had only fifty states."

"It's fifty-one with Canada."

Peterson's eyes widened. "But sir...! How can we take on Canada and the Union of Islamic States?"

"Now you listen to me," said Ackerman sharply as he began looking Peterson dead on, "It's just that kind of doubtful attitude that got us where we is to begin with. If those damn commie cowards hadn't chickened out back in January we'd already have Canada. Now we are gonna take on all these problems and we're going to do it right - we gonna talk to this so-called Union and we're going to get them off our ass so that we can beat down those weed-smoking hippies up north. Hell, these damn Muslims are the only ones with any balls in this dickless world - ironic because back in the Second Iraq War we'd have won if our gutless bastard leaders didn't back out.

"Now we're going to win this and we're going to do a damn good job surviving. Because, Peterson, do you know what we are? We're the goddamn Indestructible States of America.

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To: Union of Islamic States
From: Ackerman, president of the Indestructible States of America

Now you Muslims listen up. I don't care much for you ay-rabs but if there is one thing I respect it's balls, and you've got 'em. You name your price for letting us carry on our business in Canada and I'm sure we can hammer something out. Might I propose that damn commie New England as some choice real estate?

 

[DarthNader]

To: Vietnam

The Pacific Union has already apologised on two occassions.
You have already agreed that the PRSA acted extremely, perhaps Vietnam expected us to land by the PRSA ships, give them a kiss, hold hands and perhaps watch a movie?

Yours most sincerely,

John the Baptist

"Oh, goodness me, we obliterated your navy. Sorry there buddy, my bad."

A simple apology is ok for some things...but not for sinking ships and taking lives. If you are truly sorry, then compensate them for their losses, unless of course the PRSA doesn't want your money.

 

[BananaLee]

"Oh, goodness me, we obliterated your navy. Sorry there buddy, my bad."

A simple apology is ok for some things...but not for sinking ships and taking lives. If you are truly sorry, then compensate them for their losses, unless of course the PRSA doesn't want your money.

To: Vietnam

Excuse me.
The fact of the matter is that the PRSA Navy attacked my units first. Do not presume to talk about truly apologising to us. By right, we should be apologised to, being the aggreived party.

 

[Terrance888]

In a News Paper Column

So if I walk up to your President and shot practice bullets over his head, your guards surround me and start shooting. To defend myself, I call in a bomb which kills your president and the guards but leaving me safe. By your definition of the Navy Sinking the person who threatened the President was the Aggreived party.

-Logic Master Howard Greene (no way connected to the PSA: he is from Somalia)

 

[Crezth]

In a News Paper Column

So if I walk up to your President and shot practice bullets over his head, your guards surround me and start shooting. To defend myself, I call in a bomb which kills your president and the guards but leaving me safe. By your definition of the Navy Sinking the person who threatened the President was the Aggreived party.

-Logic Master Howard Greene (no way connected to the PSA: he is from Somalia)

I laughed.

 

[BananaLee]

So did I. Bad analogy though

 

[Shadowbound]

OOC: I will destroy the next Commie player to coup himself into a non-commie state, I swear. It's lame.

 

[Crezth]

OOC: Be quiet, you. It's time to bail the losing team.

 

[BananaLee]

OOC: I will destroy the next Commie player to coup himself into a non-commie state, I swear. It's lame.

There's only Mexico and Vietnam left, really so yeah, we'll have to find new enemies soon.

 

[Nuka-sama]

I wouldn't count on Mexico >_<

 

[Masada]

To Pacific Union
From Federal Union of South East Asian States


We can't say we agree.... but.

 

[DarthNader]

OOC: I will destroy the next Commie player to coup himself into a non-commie state, I swear. It's lame.

Don't you worry. Vietnam has no intentions of ending Communism just yet.

To: Vietnam

Excuse me.
The fact of the matter is that the PRSA Navy attacked my units first. Do not presume to talk about truly apologising to us. By right, we should be apologised to, being the aggreived party.

YOU FIRED ORDINANCE AT THEM!!! How is that not aggressive!? That is like if a person throws a rock at someone else. That rock can still do damage, and the one being assaulted with said rock has the right to defend himself, mainly by telling the other person to cut it out, or punching him in the face.

Hell, these missiles and such could have been live, and intentionally made to miss. Vietnam thinks the Pacific Union was trying to provoke a conflict. If no apology is made, and no compensation paid, we will launch an investigation into whether or not your exercise was a legitimate one.

 

[Masada]

YOU FIRED ORDINANCE AT THEM!!! How is that not aggressive!? That is like if a person throws a rock at someone else. That rock can still do damage, and the one being assaulted with said rock has the right to defend himself, mainly by telling the other person to cut it out, or punching him in the face.

Hell, these missiles and such could have been live, and intentionally made to miss. Vietnam thinks the Pacific Union was trying to provoke a conflict. If no apology is made, and no compensation paid, we will launch an investigation into whether or not your exercise was a legitimate one.

The FUSEAS doesn't believe Vietnam can be trusted to launch an investigation and dear we say if it wants to continue to willfully try and subvert the peace of Asia, sovereign, peace loving nations around it might take action.

South African troops will be free to return home, the FUSEAS guarantees it.

 

[DarthNader]

The FUSEAS doesn't believe Vietnam can be trusted to launch an investigation and dear we say if it wants to continue to willfully try and subvert the peace of Asia, sovereign, peace loving nations around it might take action.

South African troops will be free to return home, the FUSEAS guarantees it.

We don't want to break the peace in Asia, but we want justice to be served. If you feel we cannot do an adequate job in such an investigation, we welcome you to assist us...but if you don't, we will do it anyways.

 

[Masada]

We don't want to break the peace in Asia, but we want justice to be served. If you feel we cannot do an adequate job in such an investigation, we welcome you to assist us...but if you don't, we will do it anyways.

We feel your 'investigation' is simply going to be a propaganda exercise and a pretext for war. You may act in a unilateral fashion, but were quite aware of what happened the last few times you have...