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~Corsair#01~

~Corsair#01~

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Sorry if it's already been posted, but if it has, it's certainly been long enough. ;)
Take the test! :evil:

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Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge(Evidently the level where the people who can't spell "Eighth" go. :mischief:

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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

Sin is fun! :crazyeye:
 
Level 6 - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
 
Odd...

Level 10 - Perfectus

Holy crap! You're so goddamn evil that they'd have to make a new level for you! You'd be thrown into a black hole out of fear that you could ever get out! The black hole would be guarded by numerous of Satan's most powerful minions and sealed behind a wall of diamond. Man, you are one sick twisted bastard.
 
I'm a goody two-shoes.[party]:smug::lol:

Purgatory

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.
 
my results...


Second Level of Hell

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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.
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hey, a pimp is a good thing to be :lol:
 
Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis
 
~Corsair#01~ said:
Sorry if it's already been posted, but if it has, it's certainly been long enough. ;)
Take the test! :evil:

I am in...
Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge(Evidently the level where the people who can't spell "Eighth" go. :mischief:

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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

Sin is fun! :crazyeye:
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Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very High
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate

So I am going to spend eternity with Farinata and the followers of Epicur.... :rolleyes: I thought my frequent oral sex activities would guarantee me blowing around with the lustful! Probably because I answered false on the hillarious question "A pimp is a good thing to be." Too many goldchains...
Thanks for a cool link, the divine comedy has always been among my favourites and I would like to have the talent to write a modern version of it, preferably a better one than Inferno by Niven/Pournelle. That one rather sucks!
 
Level 4. Only one up from you, PE.

Just before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious suffer their punishment, as they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternal damnation with others who either wasted and lived greedily and insatiably, or who stockpiled their fortunes, hoarding everything and sharing nothing. Plutus, the wolf-like demon of wealth, dwells here.
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Ah, good old level 1: Limbo
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Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.
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But I think I was a few questions away from landing on level 5.
 
I took that test a while ago, and I got two variables. If I answered the question that said"do you plan to change your behavior and not sin?" as no then I got level 8. If I answered yes I got purgatorio. By the way, has anyone ever read Inferno?
 
I took the test again, I got the second level although I was tied with purgatorio....but I think God would show mercy on my wretched soul :P
 
First Level of Hell - Limbo

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Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.



Purgatory ~ Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo ~ Very High
Level 2 ~ Low
Level 3 ~ Low
Level 4 ~ Very Low
Level 5 ~ Very Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis ~ High
Level 7 ~ Low
Level 8 - The Malebolge ~ Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus ~ Low


I'm not quite heretical enough to be put in Dis, so I got Limbo instead :thumbsup:
 
zeon252 said:
I took that test a while ago, and I got two variables. If I answered the question that said"do you plan to change your behavior and not sin?" as no then I got level 8. If I answered yes I got purgatorio. By the way, has anyone ever read Inferno?
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hell ya.. i had to read it in english translation alongside the original italian in school... and the weird thing is.. i liked it!!
 
Fifth Level of Hell

The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.
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