The Balrog
***Not Perm Banned***
- Joined
- Oct 7, 2001
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This is maybe the funniest taliban joke out there. One of my friends mailed it to me and its Hilarious.
If you are reading this, it means that you have recieved the latest weapon in
the Taliban war - The Taliban Virus.
Because we have no actual control of Afghanistan, we have decided to destroy
the modern world's communication network.
However, we are not so advanced in Afghanistan yet, so this is a manual virus.
If you are running Windows, please click Start and choose Run. A box asking
you what program you want to run pops up. Now, type the word: "command" in
this box, then press the enter key.
If you have completed the above steps correctly, then you will see a big black
box on you screen. This is where things get hard. Now, you have to select the
big black box and type: "format c:" then press the enter key. You will now see
text in the big black box. Don't worry, you did it all right. All you have to
do now is to press "y" and then press the enter key.
Congratulations - you have successfully run The Taliban Virus on you computer.
If the above didn't work you can contact our computer department on
E-mail: askmullah@caves.com
Telephone: 555-T-A-L-I-B-A-N
Post address: Computer Dep.,First cave to the right, Afghanistan
Hehe, gotcha now suckers...
If you are reading this, it means that you have recieved the latest weapon in
the Taliban war - The Taliban Virus.
Because we have no actual control of Afghanistan, we have decided to destroy
the modern world's communication network.
However, we are not so advanced in Afghanistan yet, so this is a manual virus.
If you are running Windows, please click Start and choose Run. A box asking
you what program you want to run pops up. Now, type the word: "command" in
this box, then press the enter key.
If you have completed the above steps correctly, then you will see a big black
box on you screen. This is where things get hard. Now, you have to select the
big black box and type: "format c:" then press the enter key. You will now see
text in the big black box. Don't worry, you did it all right. All you have to
do now is to press "y" and then press the enter key.
Congratulations - you have successfully run The Taliban Virus on you computer.
If the above didn't work you can contact our computer department on
E-mail: askmullah@caves.com
Telephone: 555-T-A-L-I-B-A-N
Post address: Computer Dep.,First cave to the right, Afghanistan
Hehe, gotcha now suckers...