Khshayarsha
Shahanshah
When I first got Civ, I was so excited. I couldn't wait to play. I had not yet discovered this site, where I have learned so much useful knowledge. I read the manual, but didn't understand half of it. So I just plunged right into playing. That game was by far my worst, most disgraceful disaster story that could have been.
I chose to play Aztec on Chieftain level. I started exploring, and sent a Jaguar Warrior way to the south where he popped a goodie hut and found a Settler who wanted to join my civilization. So I got a city far, far away from my capital. I didn't realize I had to garrison military units to protect it.
Pretty soon, "The Egyptians declared war on us!" Egyptian units just waltzed into my southern city and took it over. I was enraged.
I sent my Jaguar Warrior to take it back, but of course it was fortified with Egyptian Spearmen and I just lost my Warrior. So I kept sending more Warriors to take it back. Eventually I understood that single Warriors one at a time could never take back the city, and I had to stack them. But it took them so long to walk down there.
Somehow my techs advanced to where I could build Spearman. I thought, "Now I've got them!" I didn't know what Jaguar Warrior was, exactly, but it sounded formidable. All I did was keep sending Jaguar Warriors and Spearmen down there. Once I built up a big enough stack to take out a Spearmanbut there were still more Spearmen holding the city. I didn't know the difference between offensive and defensive units, so I was using Spearmen to attack. After a long time like this, I became frustrated.
When the Americans crossed to my shore and put a city right next to my capital, I took out my frustration on them. Pretty soon American units were swarming all over my cities and capturing or razing them. It wasn't long before they took my capital. "You lose! You have suffered a humiliating defeat."
I haven't played Aztec since.
I won my second game, though...

I chose to play Aztec on Chieftain level. I started exploring, and sent a Jaguar Warrior way to the south where he popped a goodie hut and found a Settler who wanted to join my civilization. So I got a city far, far away from my capital. I didn't realize I had to garrison military units to protect it.
Pretty soon, "The Egyptians declared war on us!" Egyptian units just waltzed into my southern city and took it over. I was enraged.

Somehow my techs advanced to where I could build Spearman. I thought, "Now I've got them!" I didn't know what Jaguar Warrior was, exactly, but it sounded formidable. All I did was keep sending Jaguar Warriors and Spearmen down there. Once I built up a big enough stack to take out a Spearmanbut there were still more Spearmen holding the city. I didn't know the difference between offensive and defensive units, so I was using Spearmen to attack. After a long time like this, I became frustrated.


I haven't played Aztec since.
I won my second game, though...
