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Hello, and welcome to Boaring Wallow, "An exciting place to live!"
Here at the BW Academy, we have made many exciting discoveries to advance the Licentan way of life. For example, using the pig resource, located just outside of town, we have learned that pigs do not like it when you pull their tails. We had our top two (ok, only two) scientists poruing over information gathered in dozens of pullings. Sadly, we could only gather reports from the observers of the pullings, since the pullers were very quckly trampled by the pulees.
After only 317 attempts, our scientists unlocked the mysteries of this mysterious mystery: pulling the pigs' tails hurts them, making them mad. When pigs get mad they'll trample you.
This thread is dedicated to the memories of those brave men and women who watched as the slaves who pulled the pigs tails were trampled. May their sacrifices, heroism, and scientific knoledge never be forgotten.
Yes, friends, Boaring Wallow is indeed an exciting place to live, especially if you're a slave at the academy!
Here at the BW Academy, we have made many exciting discoveries to advance the Licentan way of life. For example, using the pig resource, located just outside of town, we have learned that pigs do not like it when you pull their tails. We had our top two (ok, only two) scientists poruing over information gathered in dozens of pullings. Sadly, we could only gather reports from the observers of the pullings, since the pullers were very quckly trampled by the pulees.

After only 317 attempts, our scientists unlocked the mysteries of this mysterious mystery: pulling the pigs' tails hurts them, making them mad. When pigs get mad they'll trample you.
This thread is dedicated to the memories of those brave men and women who watched as the slaves who pulled the pigs tails were trampled. May their sacrifices, heroism, and scientific knoledge never be forgotten.
Yes, friends, Boaring Wallow is indeed an exciting place to live, especially if you're a slave at the academy!