TestNES: Haunted Fun House

Sounding off. Still here.
 
Cross is still available to answer questions, btw. You may also decide to investigate the bar itself. I will not choose to advance the story further until I return from England.
 
Sneaking into the Office while Annie and the other patron is almost too easy. Child's play, really.

Inside the office is a simple desk, on top of which is a laptop computer surrounded by a host of Hello Kitty Memorabilla. The mouth less white feline raises its hand in plaintive gesture as you gaze down at it.

On top of the desk next to one of the Hello Kitty roll is an open bottle of pain killers.

Next to the desk is a trash can.

There is a filing cabinet and a closet at a corner of the room. "Skeletons inside," reads a note stuck on the closet.

Next to the closet is a coat hanger with a woman's coat hanging on it.
 
Inside the closet is a bunch of clothes hanging from racks.

On the floor of the closet is a kitten and a pair of woman's panties. The kitten is alive and leaps up to your face with vengeance in its eyes, armed with rather sharp looking claws and vicious fangs, trailing bits of saliva behind it as it leaps through the air.

Unfortunately, or fortunately, it's too small to reach your eyes and instead clings to your pant leg.
 
Grab the kitten by the back of its neck, and put it in the trash can. If it looks like the kitten could escape, cover the trash can with the laptop or something nearby. Then inspect the closet.
 
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Grab the kitten by the back of its neck, and put it in the trash can. If it looks like the kitten could escape, cover the trash can with the laptop or something nearby. Then inspect the closet.

You are a terrible person, you know that?

I'll give you some more opportunities to be a horrible person.

The kitten flails around helplessly as it lands with a thud inside the trashcan. You gingerly put the lid on the can as it begins to attempt desperately to escape.

Rummaging around Annie's clothes reveals you her secret diary inside a drawer full of hello kitty themed lingeries.
 
You are a terrible person, you know that?

I'll give you some more opportunities to be a horrible person.

This is good. Though grabbing kittens by the neck at that age would be painless.

The kitten flails around helplessly as it lands with a thud inside the trashcan. You gingerly put the lid on the can as it begins to attempt desperately to escape.

Rummaging around Annie's clothes reveals you her secret diary inside a drawer full of hello kitty themed lingeries.

Jack pockets the diary and closes the closet door. He then rifles through the filing cabinet next to the closet for any other clues, grabs anything of note, and exits the office before anyone sees him.
 
Filing cabinet is locked.
 
This is more amusing to me than you think.

When I was RPing myself, the first thing my eldritch abomination/bartender/ghost character Jack did was mock Annie, another character's teletubby memorabillas, incessantly complain about Annie's (my boss in the RP)'s lack of competence because she kept on forgetting to give me the key to the blasted place (which was why he always kept a Lockpick. Annie: "Well damn. You are crazy."), and finally announce my plans to destroy Annie's skeletons when I heard something moving in the closet. Grabbed a shotgun and kicked open the closet door to find a kitten, whom I immediately befriended.

Turns out that kittens are detectors for eldritch abominations, funnily enough. It was just too bad for other people that it was on my side the whole time and refused to expose me.

And now another Jack is rummaging though Annie's office.
 
Briefly search the desk for anything of interest (perhaps a key to the filing cabinet, not that I think much is in there anyways). Then return quietly to the other people in the bar.

(Perhaps Seon you should help us move to the next phase, as no one seems very interested in exploring the bar)
 
I can't. I still have no access to the computer.

However, I can tell you that the group will be split into two. Those with focus on combat will be sent into the dark forests. Of doom.

Those less skilled in combat will be sent into the house of friendly Casper ghosts possessed by nyarlathotep to be attacked by spiders who will eat their delicious brains and take over their lives.


Of course the choice is actually yours.
 
To the forests!
 
I'm still here! I've been out of town this past week (celebrating my Bachelor's).
 
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