Oh French!
the mighty English do not "steal".
we require this land as a launching point in the holy crusade....
you would not deny a true believer in the trinity such a trifling token, would you?
otherwise, one might make the mistake of thinking pagans have taken up resisence within your glorious kingdom, and are whispering words of discord in your ears....
We, the English, do NOT plan on any other christian lands changing hands, and certainly would not like to engage our continental brothers...
i will gps today...