The alliteration game!!!!!!!!

[Garvarg]

"Not now nor never" nagged nieve Nate's neice Nancy nervously nibbling new nickel nails, nevertheless, no-one noticed ninety nine natives nearing Nashville, needlessly nameing nocturnal nighthawks near Noels nifty new no-name nickelodeon.

 

[Lord_Vetinari]

Originally posted by heliogabalus

Vetinari, can you tell us the gist of the b-story?

The story is about Basker-Bosse, and his trip to Biff-Bertil's bacon store. Behind the store he drops a car, and the story just becomes silly after that. I'll make an attempt to translate the first paragraph just so you'll get the feeling of the story:


Behind the bread store lived Basker-Bosse's (basker translates to beret) both brothers, the brothers Basker. The brothers' both (female) admirers used to disappointedly use the bread store's buns. The buns were made by Basker-Bosse's boss, Bagar-Basse (a bagare is a baker). Bagar-Bosse lived next to the bread store's blue building. Basker-Bosse's both* admirers lived beyond the blue mountains, surprisingly cheap next to Biff-Bertil's (Biff means steak) solid bacon store.
*I don't know the English word for "brädad," or if you even have a word for it. It's a verb, and if you brädar somebody, you beat them to something.

 

[Perfection]

Occasionally obstinate oxen oust officials.

 

[Sultan Bhargash]

People pretend posting poems praising panicky parsons puts personal problems posterior.

 

[heliogabalus]

Quarantine quaintly quizzical quaggas!

 

[puglover]

Back to the F's. I have a good one!


Fanny's Funny Flying Fish Flips Fake, French Flapjacks Fast!

 

[puglover]

Rhondha's Round Rats Rampage Ralph's Roman Rhinos




BTW
Nice N sentence Garvarg

 

[Sparrowhawk]

Since seriously stoic Sam sauntered slyly sideways, Sarah simplistically sympathized. Soiled socks? Such silliness stymied Sam's style swiftly! Sarah speculates: Should she still speak softly so Sam sentimentalizes? Sometimes selflessness suggests sycophantic statements... Still, Sam's search supports Sarah's survival. So she steals some stockings, sending Sam spinal shivers. "Such sense!" Sam soliloquizes, "Someday she shall see sincere satisfaction."

Story Stops Suddenly.

Sincerely, Sparrowhawk

 

[puglover]

WHOA!!!

 

[Raijer]

Roger Rabbit recieved Ritilin rations, realizing rambunctious rowdy rascals run risks regarding relationship rejection.

edited; man, I love it when my browser makes look stupid

 

[CurtSibling]

Trollish teenagers trundle towards Toronto, tittering tawdry terrible tales, trashing tableaus!

Ten towering Ticonderogas, typical tonnage, trying turgid tactics.

Trotsky trying tinned tuna, tired typing treatises to toppling trade!

Trapped truckers turn to tripping.


Man, I wish I had got involved in this earlier!

 

[CurtSibling]

Here is my belated entry for P!


Pompous, precocious posters point paranoid perceptions, parping pretentious pride!

Pouting paramours proposing pandering prose, packing pointless prattle!

Pugnaciously posting punk pests pelted, pounded, pulverised!

Previous perpetrators presented pre-emptive permabans!


Woo-hoo!

 

[Sparrowhawk]

After T, U:


Unwashed Uncles Undulate Unctuously

 

[Perfection]

Viewing velma's varicose veins Vert vomited.

 

[onejayhawk]

We wish welcome wagons were well washed.

J

PS Since I have a prior claim: Jubilant Jayhawks joyous jumpshots jolted January jamboree.

 

[Sultan Bhargash]

Xam: Xistentialist xist, xplain xactly...

I can't believe this thread was revived from the dumpster!

Let's keep it alphabetical from now on and no spam on this thread- if you haven't got the next alliteration, don't bother.

 

[Furry Spatula]

Young yellow yuppies, yell "Yonder!"

 

[Furry Spatula]

Zen-like Zangief Zapped Zero Zuchinnis

Remeber guys. The rules included 5 word minimums as well

 

[Sultan Bhargash]

Animalistic angry adventurers are always arguing against abortion!

And Furry, remember, no back to back posts!

 

[Furry Spatula]

"Bah, bad batting, Bobby Billiards," boasted Bobby Billiard's b*stard brother, Billy Billionaire.

Sorry sultan . I forgot the order of the alphabet and posted a premature Z so i quickly did a y so i could get my z down.