The challenge to Darkshade

[insurgent]

In the last couple of days a new challenge to the long-lasting reign of our feared lord Darkshade has emerged from a small couple anti-darkshadist newbies. They claim to be stronger than the all-mighty Darkshade!
A previous election was held where our Darkshade defeated the other bids for power in a short-lasting democracy. Another example of his brilliance is the way he exploits democracy to defeat it.
Now a couple of newbies, calling themselves "quasi-evil" and claim allegiance to the North Korean flower power dictator, have challenged our terrifying despot of the CFC.
This is yet another time for Darkshade to demonstrate his absolute power over the hearts and minds of the CFC. Rally, and fight for our cruel autocratic leader, so that he may lead us into his Darkshadist paradise!
The challengers, Vengeance and Perfection, say their power is greater, and the stage is now set for Darkshade's final and ultimate victory on the CFC.
Above is an poll to demonstrate once again how our great leader, Darkshade, is superior. Vote, so that he may one day lead his conquest to other parts of the civ community. Apolyton is waiting!

May the cruelest man win, and may God have mercy on the losers, because Darkshade won't...
Mwahahahahahahaa...!

 

[nixon]

Perfection and Vengeance (a.k.a. the newbies, the quasi-evils)



Nothing more has to be said.

Sh!t I can't stop....

 

[AVN]

It's an easy choice.
I'm supporting Perfection and Vengeance.

 

[Mikoyan]

As a member of the Evil Council, my vote goes to Darkshade.

 

[Ohwell]

All hail the great Darkshade!

 

[insurgent]

Hail to Darshade!

As expected he is leading.

But it's not enough. Come one people, join your evil leader!

 

[Simon Darkshade]

There is no challenge. It is just some silly newbie with his head up his bottom who thinks that he is somehow desreved of playing in the big time. This is a thread which should not even exist, given the open and shut nature of the case, and the general pointlessness of the circumstance. This little cool person shoudl just behave, and should not have his delusions encouraged.
I have spoken. There is no choice. This is even more ridiculous than Philippe being a candidate last time, and even more of an encouragement for spam.
Insurgent, just for creating this, your tenure over Denmark is being called into review. We do not advertise those who wish to behave in a silly manner; We 'emigrate' them.

 

[AVN]

Insurgent,
I believe you have made a big mistake here.
You are on Simon's black list now.

Sorry, but you didn't play the game very well.

 

[CurtSibling]

ENEMY ACE™ gives his full support the Dire Lord Darkshade and my fellow esteemed allies in the EVIL DICTATOR'S COUNCIL!

Laugh now, all you fools!
For tomorrow we will be in charge!

 

[insurgent]

Originally posted by Simon Darkshade
There is no challenge. It is just some silly newbie with his head up his bottom who thinks that he is somehow desreved of playing in the big time. This is a thread which should not even exist, given the open and shut nature of the case, and the general pointlessness of the circumstance. This little cool person shoudl just behave, and should not have his delusions encouraged.
I have spoken. There is no choice. This is even more ridiculous than Philippe being a candidate last time, and even more of an encouragement for spam.
Insurgent, just for creating this, your tenure over Denmark is being called into review. We do not advertise those who wish to behave in a silly manner; We 'emigrate' them.

It is exactly to demonstrate how superior thou art and how much they are doomed to fail, that I opened the thread. I apologise to thou, great leader.

If thou wished to expel me, then so be it. My allegiance to you is obvious!

Heil Darkshade!

 

[Ohwell]

Someone sure sounds like he is sucking up...

 

[Switch625]

All this boot-licking is enormously amusing.

I chose "no autocracy," and I'm proud of it. This American will never bow to the will of a dictator, no matter how well-spoken and dapper he is.

 

[Simon Darkshade]

Originally posted by insurgent
It is exactly to demonstrate how superior thou art and how much they are doomed to fail, that I opened the thread. I apologise to thou, great leader.

If thou wished to expel me, then so be it. My allegiance to you is obvious!

Heil Darkshade!

As one said here, and in the other thread: A thread such as this does tread verily precariously on the line of a popularity thread, which are frowned upon, and is an open invitation to spam and sillyness by people we should be encouraging to grow into more sophisticated posters.
There is no need to state the obvious. It is like a kid standing up and yelling in the midst of the Nuremburg rallies "Hey Adolf! I'm a more a Nazi than you!" Silly.
So, one advises you to request the closure of this thread as well, insurgent. There is no need to encourage spammers and sillyness.

 

[insurgent]

Originally posted by Ohwell
Someone sure sounds like he is sucking up...

Whaaaat????

I hereby request this thread to be closed and will from now on cease sucking up to Darkshade, and call him the Evil One, as Curt does, and cease the endless name-making.

 

[Hitro]

Challenge in what? Evilness? Laughable...

There's no challenge for Darkshade, just rebellion against him, rebellion fueled by beer.

 

[CurtSibling]

Originally posted by Switch625
All this boot-licking is enormously amusing.

I chose "no autocracy," and I'm proud of it. This American will never bow to the will of a dictator, no matter how well-spoken and dapper he is.

Well!

Some of you certainly bow down to that witless wonder in the white house...
"well-spoken?" "dapper?" You obviously don't mean Bush then?

I love the American people, but not GWB.

 

[amadeus]

I'm allying with Darkshade. Can I have Minnesota?

 

[CurtSibling]

Originally posted by rmsharpe
I'm allying with Darkshade. Can I have Minnesota?

Don't you own it already, old chap?

 

[insurgent]

Darkshade seems to have turned his blind eye to this thread, due to the extensive sillyness and sucking up. So I don't think any territorial requests will come true for the moment, and I call for the thread to be shut down.

 

[Switch625]

Originally posted by CurtSibling


Well!

Some of you certainly bow down to that witless wonder in the white house...

I love the American people, but not GWB.

I was just waiting for someone to say this. Thanks for not letting me down, Curt!

I didn't vote for him. I don't hate him, but I can't say I like him either. And say what you will about him, but he is no dictator. It would take a man with an extremely powerful and charismatic personality to rule the United States by virtual fiat. I can only think of three presidents who have done it: George Washington, Franklin Roosevelt, and Ronald Reagan. Do you really think Bush Jr. is in that class?