On the latest election ballot for the city of Vancouver, there were quite a few mayoral candidate's names I'd never read before. Some dark horses, you could say. One of them, which struck me, was "Dr. Evil". Dr. Evil had made no election promises I could recall. Dr. Evil would never deceive the voters. Of all candidates, Dr. Evil had no surname, so to his/her/it's credit I pondered, represented no one gender. Furthermore, I have a high regard for doctors, and imagined that a truely intelligent and composed mayor like Dr. Evil would have a strong grasp of people's more tender needs, perhaps bringing some changes to the hospitals.
The challenge to Darkshade
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Obssesed Nuker
Resident Nuclear Launcher
ME!With my billions of troops and tanks and thermonuclear tipped missiles I will rule the world oh yeah and crush darkshade.
MWAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHA COUGH HACCK WHEEZE SPUTTER SPUTTER
I need some more beer NOTE:THE BEER PART IS A JOKE!
P.S Am I the newbie?
MWAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHA COUGH HACCK WHEEZE SPUTTER SPUTTER
I need some more beer NOTE:THE BEER PART IS A JOKE!
P.S Am I the newbie?
Jimcat
Culture Vulture
My opinion towards Darkshade and these other evil minions can be summed up in the same words as the Hitchhikes' Guide to the Galaxy's description of the Earth.
"Mostly harmless."
"Mostly harmless."
Perfection
The Great Head.
Exactly Jimcat, their power is gone you must face the new rulers.
BTW sorry for not posting recently I was on a diplomatic mission in the U.S. I got full suport of the us military
BTW sorry for not posting recently I was on a diplomatic mission in the U.S. I got full suport of the us military
Zarn
Le Républicain Catholique
You have no support od the US military, so sit back down and be good.
Perfection
The Great Head.
You spread lies dear zarn, you know not what you talk about. Why don't you just go sit in the corner and let us work it out
Zarn
Le Républicain Catholique
Perfection, I don't want to hear it. You are only semi- evil. Your the diet coke of evil. So, sit down. Darkshade and I can handle you and your buddy. It really only takes one of us. I have and had full support of NATO.
PinkyGen
Paper copying intern
Zarn, I believe the word should be "quasi-evil".
Anyways, I vote for truth, justice, and the American way, and in doing so, shall quote a scottsman.
Freedom!!!!!!
Anyways, I vote for truth, justice, and the American way, and in doing so, shall quote a scottsman.
Freedom!!!!!!
Zarn
Le Républicain Catholique
Okay. QUASI-evil. Perfection thinks he controls the U.S.. He needs some help. Seriously.
knowltok2
Deity
Pathetic. Truly, 'feeble' is the word that best applies to this thread and its contents.
'Quasi-evil' Is this supposed to be some kind of joke? I hope so, because it is laughable. This entertainment value is about all these posts have, and it is of no great amount. How many posts must we endure of your petty little band screaming out that you are better than Simon Darkshade? The first 100 repetitive posts may prove to be funny, but after that, the joke could get a little old.
Zarn:
on the Diet Coke reference. Even this thread can come up with something redeeming. Surprising. That said, go and play with your minatures. Palpatine was a fool, and if you equate him with Darkshade, you will find yourself sorely overmatched. Even now you are reduced to petty bickering with the most worthless of Darkshade's enemies. Is it through these methods that you hope to overthrow His Darkness? The power of the Force is insignificant next to the power of The List, and you my friend are upon it with an astericks, a star, and two pound signs.
Jimcat: Spouting quotes from that inaccurate reference do not elevate one, nor one's arguements. Considering that vast tracts of the information contained in that work were copied off the back of a cereal box, your source could use some work. Of couse, with researchers that are willing to distort truth and misrepresent facts for personal gain, or at least a hefty bar tab, I dobut that work will get done.
"billions of troops and tanks and thermonuclear tipped missiles"
Is this the best you can do? Most likely.
Save for a few erudite posters, this thread lacks the value of 'What is your Favorite Day of the Week' type threads. Like the Dark Lord, I've no use for it. It is only a fertile ground for the expansion of the new Sub-The List that is to be made up of those that state their opposition to Darkshade but lack the rhetorical skills or quickness of whit to do more than fill a thread with infantile spam.
This post made in this forsaken thread with the express consent of His Darkness, Simon Darkshade.
'Quasi-evil' Is this supposed to be some kind of joke? I hope so, because it is laughable. This entertainment value is about all these posts have, and it is of no great amount. How many posts must we endure of your petty little band screaming out that you are better than Simon Darkshade? The first 100 repetitive posts may prove to be funny, but after that, the joke could get a little old.
Zarn:
on the Diet Coke reference. Even this thread can come up with something redeeming. Surprising. That said, go and play with your minatures. Palpatine was a fool, and if you equate him with Darkshade, you will find yourself sorely overmatched. Even now you are reduced to petty bickering with the most worthless of Darkshade's enemies. Is it through these methods that you hope to overthrow His Darkness? The power of the Force is insignificant next to the power of The List, and you my friend are upon it with an astericks, a star, and two pound signs.Jimcat: Spouting quotes from that inaccurate reference do not elevate one, nor one's arguements. Considering that vast tracts of the information contained in that work were copied off the back of a cereal box, your source could use some work. Of couse, with researchers that are willing to distort truth and misrepresent facts for personal gain, or at least a hefty bar tab, I dobut that work will get done.
"billions of troops and tanks and thermonuclear tipped missiles"
Is this the best you can do? Most likely.
Save for a few erudite posters, this thread lacks the value of 'What is your Favorite Day of the Week' type threads. Like the Dark Lord, I've no use for it. It is only a fertile ground for the expansion of the new Sub-The List that is to be made up of those that state their opposition to Darkshade but lack the rhetorical skills or quickness of whit to do more than fill a thread with infantile spam.
This post made in this forsaken thread with the express consent of His Darkness, Simon Darkshade.
insurgent
Exhausted
Suddenly you find it necessary to affirm that you are writing from him... Losing some confidence, are you, knowltok? 
Vengeance
Another Tommy
I feel nothing but pity for poor Darkshade. Its obvious that he has neglected to rally his troops sufficiently for a land slide victory. The mere fact that I was even included in this poll has quite suprised me. I don't recall myself stating I am quasi-evil. Total rubbish. However it has served its purpose in proving that Darkshades grip is somewhat weakening. It can't be entirely his fault though. He is of course shadowed by bumbling, arse licking yes men. What a shame.
Zarn
Le Républicain Catholique
Darkshade's men may be slipping, but Darkshade is not slipping. He is a strong as ever. I am getting stronger as well. I, The Catholic Republican, have spoken.
knowltok2
Deity
Originally posted by insurgent
When His Darkness asks that a thread be closed, I do not post in it without asking first. It is called loyalty, and is something that you seem to lack. Darkshade has deigned to spare you for the moment, though for what evil purpose I cannot guess. As such, I expect that you will work with me to present a united front. We both have sworn alliegence to the Dark One, and should comport ourselves accordingly.
[Gee, you try to give a bit of friendly advice to the newly appointed ruler of a few square yards in Europe, and they take it all wrong and start attacking. I have to wonder at his sense of political reality when someone with dominion over Dennmark challenges someone with Dominion over half the population of the globe. Perhaps I will need to find a new protege. ]
Zarn
Le Républicain Catholique
I have something to say to you, Darkshade. Never underestimate a republican.
Perfection
The Great Head.
Its not bad to be quasi-evil, Its evil with a bit of good thrown in for good measure. Its not pure evil but its more potent. Its like throwing a bit o' tabasco sause in your chili
insurgent
Exhausted
When His Darkness asks that a thread be closed, I do not post in it without asking first. It is called loyalty, and is something that you seem to lack. Darkshade has deigned to spare you for the moment, though for what evil purpose I cannot guess. As such, I expect that you will work with me to present a united front. We both have sworn alliegence to the Dark One, and should comport ourselves accordingly.
I am glad I have not been excluded, and I will work together with you. The INSURRECTION OF ONE is on your side, but is subject only to Darkshade and me, since those are it's allegiances. Until the hour of liberation the INSURRECTION OF ONE will work independently and indeed a few square feet in Europe is enough for it, at the time being.
[Gee, you try to give a bit of friendly advice to the newly appointed ruler of a few square yards in Europe, and they take it all wrong and start attacking. I have to wonder at his sense of political reality when someone with dominion over Dennmark challenges someone with Dominion over half the population of the globe. Perhaps I will need to find a new protege. ]
Oh, the dominion doesn't create the man, my INSURRECTION OF ONE is more than that...
Also, as you may have understood by now, I am not your protege.
And finally, our internal quarrels shall now cease as the Darkshadist cause still waits for our victory.
I am glad I have not been excluded, and I will work together with you. The INSURRECTION OF ONE is on your side, but is subject only to Darkshade and me, since those are it's allegiances. Until the hour of liberation the INSURRECTION OF ONE will work independently and indeed a few square feet in Europe is enough for it, at the time being.
[Gee, you try to give a bit of friendly advice to the newly appointed ruler of a few square yards in Europe, and they take it all wrong and start attacking. I have to wonder at his sense of political reality when someone with dominion over Dennmark challenges someone with Dominion over half the population of the globe. Perhaps I will need to find a new protege. ]
Oh, the dominion doesn't create the man, my INSURRECTION OF ONE is more than that...
Also, as you may have understood by now, I am not your protege.
And finally, our internal quarrels shall now cease as the Darkshadist cause still waits for our victory.
Perfection
The Great Head.
I do not bow down to evil. It is not my way. We must all fight for victory using whatever wheapons we have. Its all a matter of time before someone drops the big one thats right THE SPAM BOMB.
Zarn
Le Républicain Catholique
You are still here. Didn't I tell you to go to your room? Hey insurgent, say hello to my Green Berets!
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