The Comdom Slogon Thread

During the Repblican Convention... Dill Baby Drill!!
 
Rexona (deodorants): There's always room for one more
Suunto (compasses and GPS-devices): Replacing luck
Ford (cars): Feel the difference
Alfa Romeo (cars): Beauty is not enough
Fiat (cars): Driven by passion
Ibanez (music instruments): Anything but traditional
 
Brut: Still brutally male.
 
Sins of a Solar Empire(The four x's): Explore, Expand, Exploit, Exterminate (:groucho:)
 
Threads like this are pertinent reminders that everything we do in life is just a subtle sexual metaphor.


Spoiler :
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Some sort of Julius Caesar condom with "Veni" written on it.
 
Go big or go home- Dell Taco
Feed the beast- Dell Taco
What you crave- White Castle
 
Found some new ones :lol: :D

Good to the last drop. -- Maxwell House

He keeps going and going and going. -- Energizer

EDIT:
How many licks does it take to get to the center of... -- Tootsie Pop

Share Something Juicy -- Starburst

It's all Inside. -- JCP although i'm not sure if this is done before.

Double Your Pleasure, Double Your Fun -- Doublemint gum

Anything less would be Uncivilized -- Right Guard

Does she ... or doesn't she? -- Clairol
 
Brands instead of corps:

Jack's Links: We Keep the Flavor Inside.

Camel lights: For that extra hump.

Energizer: We keep you going and going and going...

Tide: Softness you can feel. Now with super stain release!

Intel would continue the tradition of naming after towns with the San Fernando model. (Where most pr0n is filmed).

The psychology dept. would issue the Freudian Slip-on.

That one German food corp would sell Obama Fingers with the Obama girl as the spokesmodel.
 
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