The Day Catherine Kicked My A$$

[Vaporblast]

I was negociating trading stuff with Catherine the Great in my previous game when all of a sudden, she slapped me in the face !!! What the...I wasn't even looking at her breast ( not that you can see much with her uniform ) . Anyway, Being the agressive leader that I was when playing that game, I declared war on her and started my lettle conquest of her little frozen country. Well, she totaly kicked my a$$. And I lost all my civilization

 

[Yusaku Jon III]

Vapor, the next time "Cathy" slaps you about, back off quietly and take it like a man. Barring that, make danged sure that you've got strong units capable of taking on her Cossacks before charging in. You're better off slapping her back and then letting her armies wear themselves out on your defenders until she's willing to calm down a little.

(Of course, if I were the real Cyrus the Great of Persia and she did that, there'd be a 600,000-man army rolling up the Volga before the summer was out.)

 

[UnitQ]

Thats what happens when you make an entire civilization go to war for just a slapp

P.S. you should had walked away calmly and came back trying to offer her your AK-47 and when she is going to reach for it.......

 

[JakeCourtney]

She was most likely in the PMS stage. You should do your best to avoid her at all costs during that time. You learned your lesson.