The Gentlemen's Club

[ice2k4]

My second business, so I hope it goes well. Here we are dedicated to pleasing our customers in the best way we can. All of our ladies are assured to fill your every needs. When I get a ruling on selling small goods here as well, I will add drinks to. Please note, you must purchase atleast one thing here every five posts you make.

This is also a club in which you can become a member. Here we are devoted to the kind treatment of the lady, and the finer things in life. We encourage smoking and socially drinking. Only gentlemen like conduct will be accepted here. Your first post is free. After that, you may purchase a life-time membership for 10 Gold.

From time to time us gentlemen need to relax, and make friendly wagers. In order to do this, every few weeks we hold a drinking game. Entering the drinking game is free if you are a member, and if you participate, all your drinks are free. The winner get's a free backroom special and 50 Gold off any building built at The Builder's Of Boaring Wallow Incorporated. If you are a member all we require is 25 Gold to play the game. If you are not a member, don't worry, you can still participate, but it will be 40 Gold to enter the game.

Membership Pricing
Lifetime Membership: 5 Gold per turn chat.

Current Services Available (Are laf off if you are a member):
Massage from one of our lovely ladies: 10 Gold
Herbal revival: 15 Gold
Cleansing of the soul: 15 Gold
Exotic dance: 20 Gold
Back Room Special: 50 Gold

Drinks (Are free if you are a member).
Glass of Wine: 3 Gold
Glass of Grape Stracci w/ an olive: 5 Gold
Le verre de Clous: 6 Gold
A shot of Sirius Wodka: 6 Gold
Ale on the Rocks: 6 Gold
Don Perrion: 10 Gold

 

[ice2k4]

Current Members
1) Ice2k4- Founder and Owner
2) SwissEmpire- Co-Owner

Current Drinking-Game Particpants

 

[BCLG100]

So long as this doesnt come into conflict with my pub ill become a member

 

[ice2k4]

No never. Ever ever ever, would it come witin conflict of the pub. The pub's even in my sig, above the gentlemen's club.

That'll be 10 gold for your membership kind sir.

 

[BCLG100]

btw i want a massage from a lady not you if im going to get one so who do you have on the books?

 

[ice2k4]

Well, I have Roxy the nurse, Latasha the French Maid and Trisha the Schoolgirl, if you catch my drift.

That's 10 Gold fine sir.

 

[GeorgeOP]

I don't think I can pull the 10 gold out of my pockets fast enough. Please sign me up. And I apologize to everyone in advance for using up so much of Latasha's and Trisha's time. Hmmm, French Maids and Schoolgirls.

 

[ice2k4]

Ahh, I knew a fine sir like you would be interested. You are now a member.

 

[ice2k4]

Does anyone have any ideas on how to run a drinking game? (See first post)

 

[BCLG100]

I don't think I can pull the 10 gold out of my pockets fast enough. Please sign me up. And I apologize to everyone in advance for using up so much of Latasha's and Trisha's time. Hmmm, French Maids and Schoolgirls.

george arnt you georgette and if so how can you join a gentlemens club???

 

[ice2k4]

Maybe shes a lesbian, or maybe shes a he :O

 

[GeorgeOP]

Georgette was destroyed when several threads disappeared. Check out the Character Creation thread, first page. I got tired of being an old woman.

Although if I was a chick I could probably make a ton of money working here. Maybe I should just dress in drag.

 

[BCLG100]

Georgette was destroyed when several threads disappeared. Check out the Character Creation thread, first page. I got tired of being an old woman.

Although if I was a chick I could probably make a ton of money working here. Maybe I should just dress in drag.

erm well if you started doing that im can give ice a definitive no to his buisness!

 

[ice2k4]

I guess if he shaved his legs I can pass him off as a girl, err...it's too bad George that we don't haven't researched medicine for hospitals, so the surgery might use a machette.

 

[jasebow]

Sign me up, and give me a bottle of don perrion, with a girl who can "exoticly dance."

 

[ice2k4]

Well, were going to start our first drinking game.

Rules are as follows:
Signing up is free if your a member of the Gentlemen's Club (if not 5 gold)
All drinks during the game are reduced price (soon I'll make them free)
Last man standing with the most points wins!

The winner get's a free backroom special and 50 Gold off any building built at The Builder's Of Boaring Wallow Incorporated. Anyone left standing (including winner) will start off with a 5% less chance of passing out for the next drinking game.

Heres how the point system works (& the prices for each drink during the game)

Spoiler :

Drinks
Glass of Wine: 1 Gold - 1 points
Glass of Grape Stracci w/ an olive: 2 Gold - 3 points
Le verre de Clous: 3 Gold - 4 points
A shot of Sirius Wodka: 3 Gold - 5 points
Ale on the Rocks: 3 Gold - 4 points
Don Perrion: 4 Gold - 5 points

Once you reach 15 points you are likely to pass out. I will admin the game (and I'll be rolling dice.) Here are the chances that you will pass out:

Spoiler :

15 points: 20% chance
16 points: 30% chance
17 points 35% chance
18 points 40% chance
19 points 45% chance
20 points 50% chance
21 points 60% chance
22 points 70% chance
23 points 80% chance
24 points 85% chance
25 points 90 % chance
26 points 92% chance
27 points 94% chance
28 points 96% chance
29 points 98% chance
30 points How'd you get this far??? Oh and btw, you passed out.

Once we get three people to sign up (by posting in this thread, saying they are) I will announce the start of the game. Everyone is welcome to join in, even after the game has started. Again though, if you want to take part of it, please post that your signing up.

 

[BCLG100]

I'll take a Don Perrinon then.

 

[ice2k4]

Aww, you're not signing up for the game?

Here's your Don Perrion, enjoy.

 

[BCLG100]

yer i am, thought this was part of the game...

 

[ice2k4]

Ahh, I made it unclear as to when the game starts. The game will start when we have 3 people signed up. I'll take that as your sign up. Should I cancel the Don Perrion for now?