The Island Game

[KaiserElectric]

The Resistance forces in the area are fighting outwards.

 

[kill fire]

Powergaming a little bit?

Not really. We found out how to travel at FTL speeds because choxorns old avatar wanted to smite him for killing him in DYOS. It's only possible in space though.
Killfirelandium has an offer. We will tell all the other nations the equation for FTL travel, but they have to agree to only use space travel for scientific exploration, not warfare. We dont want to start space wars. We will send each nation that agrees a letter with the equation for FTL travel on it. You must not tell any nation that has not agreed the equation and if you do your letter will burst into flames, and you, everyone in your nation, and everyone in the nation you were going to give the equation to, will forget the equation and have explosive diarrhea for 6 weeks. Anyone who breaks the agreement will have the same treatment.

 

[Bratmon]

I agree

-Pres. George

 

[Stylesrj]

Steampunkeria agrees to have the equation. The Calculators will probably be working full time at this.

-King Stine Illsgrey

 

[choxorn]

Trichomedia refuses to sign, in protest of the powergaming.

In other news, the Star Destroyers have destroyed most of the Scaler Fleet.

 

[Perfection]

Xox Xooklia has its own equation.

 

[e350tb]

Harriers are flying air support over Technatis and the Royal Marines have landed in the South Western providence.

 

[Perfection]

Harriers

So Quaint.

 

[kill fire]

Killfirelandium strengthens its defense by 500% by returning its troops, we want to make sure project awesomesmiley goes as planned. We dont expect an attack, but this project is so important to humanity that we have to make sure.

Oh, and for those of you who don't know what project awesomesmiley is, it is a device that creates ultimate parties. We were planning to use it to kill you all in a trap to celebrate our ninjas succesful secret bombing runs on all nations elimination of cake terrorists on our island.

 

[Perfection]

Oh Yeah, Xox Xooklia strengthens its defenses by 1000% by eating its wheaties!

And no party can top a Xox Xooklian party.

 

[choxorn]

Trichomedia Strengthens its defenses to infinty and beyond.

 

[Perfection]

POWERGAMER

 

[Tee Kay]

Selachima's has recently developed its own S.H.A.R.K. Equation for FTL travel. We don't need your equation, Killfirelandium.

Selachima has made sure that the homeland is secured by mobilizing all able civilians for homeland defence, and strengthening all forts, gun batteries, SAM sites, etc. A well-armed, elite taskforce has landed on the western coast of Technantis for a counter-offensive.

 

[Perfection]

What's orange?

 

[Bratmon]

And no party can top a Xox Xooklian party.

It's true

 

[CivRulesAll]

Orange is me, Perfection.
And Technantis, what font did you use?

 

[choxorn]

Trichomedian forces land on the Southern Coast and take the Southwest state's capitol.

And kill fire, we have hyperspace from our Sci-Fi Portal ships, so screw your FTL Travel.

 

[kill fire]

Xox Xooklia has its own equation.

And so the space wars began. (knowing perfy thats probably whats gunna happen)

The whole reason I had that agreement was so that space war didn't break out. Killfirelandium uses it's FTL travel to return home.

On a side note, project awesomesmiley is complete. Determined by party experts, the parties it creates are far more awesome than any party in the history of everything. We invite everyone to our island to join the fun if they so wish. If not, have fun with your misc. wars.

 

[Stylesrj]

King Stine Illsgrey accepts the invitation to a party in Killfirelandium. It better be good.

He arrives via airship, which is also coal powered.

 

[choxorn]

I'm coming to the party, if killfirelandium stops being a douchebag.