The Island Game

Hey, we declared war fair and square, we can wipe your pathetic island off the map if we bloody want to. :p
 
Xox Xooklia stood barren, covered in the blood of innocents, but something was amiss, troops heard voices from the woods, robotic soldiers would turn against their masters at inopportune moments. Entire squadrons of aircraft would go missing. Sometimes they'd be spotted weeks later on the other side of the island with crews having no recollection of what occurred, other times they'd never be found.
 
Suddenly, all troops that didn't belong to Xox Xooklia were teleported back to their own homes. 30 seconds later a laser bombardment destroyes part of Xox Xooklia and 30 more seconds later, a space lazer strikes the entire surface of Xox Xooklia, burning the wastelands. Heres an updated map.

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The Republic of Technantis has resumed foreign policies after the end of the Technology festival thingamajig.

The Republic of Technantis would like to announce that they are testing a prototype "cool missile", which is a heat-guided missile that is less succeptable to chaff and similar materials.

President Bryan would like to remind all nations than the Nations adjective is spelled T-E-C-H-N-A-N, not T-E-N-C-H-A-N.

The Republic of Technantis would also like to state that The Republic of Trichomedia's attack on the Technan warship has done nothing to harm relations between the two nations. Military commanders actually appreciate the Trichomedians taking down the hijackers.


A treaty...
Spoiler :
International Treaty of Identification
1) The Gay Kingdom (TGK)
2) The Scribbling Society (TSS)
3) Moneta ($$$)
4) Republic of Selachima (RoS)
5) The Republic of Technantis (RoT)


And on a more casual note,
THE FLAG OF TECHNANTIS
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Perfection, Erthul is mine to control, as I made him up. He is not on the moon.

CRAP! THERE GOES THAT PLOT ARC.




RETCON!



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PRIME MINISTER PERFS OF XOX XOOKLIA DECLARES FREE LOLLIPOPS FOR EVERYONE! [party]
 
The Republic of Technantis would also like to state that The Republic of Trichomedia's attack on the Technan warship has done nothing to harm relations between the two nations. Military commanders actually appreciate the Trichomedians taking down the hijackers.

Good to Hear.

International Treaty of Identification
1) The Gay Kingdom (TGK)
2) The Scribbling Society (TSS)
3) Moneta ($$$)
4) Republic of Selachima (RoS)
5) The Republic of Technantis (RoT)

I already claimed RoT a page or two ago. :p

PRIME MINISTER PERFS OF XOX XOOKLIA DECLARES FREE LOLLIPOPS FOR EVERYONE! [party]

Unacceptable! I demand you give us Cake.

And the Cake had better not be a lie, or :trouble:
 
WE DON'T HAVE ANY CAKE :sad:

WE DO HAVE CAKE FLAVORED LOLLIPOPS THOUGH, YOU CAN HAVE SOME OF THOSE. OR YOU COULD MAKE A CAKE AND PUT LOLLIPOPS ON THEM WE GOT SOME FLOUR YOU CAN USE TO MAKE YOUR CAKE IF YOU LIKE AND YOU CAN USE OUR OVENS, WE DO ASK FOR A PIECE THOUGH CUZ WE LIKE CAKE TOO.
 
President Innocent Bystander proposes a peace treaty.

Our Demands: Everyone involved in your terrorist organization must be brought to our land so we can... um... put them on trial for warcrimes...and suchlike... :mischief:
 
Chief Consul James Brierley thanks for the rose, but we're afraid you put the wrong name on it. It was delivered to Mr. James Bentley, our chef, who has developed something of a crush for the TGK Ambassador. We hear they're getting along very well.

I send them my Kudos and a box of extra large condom. My experiences with the Ambassador tells me he will need it...

Roxanna Nathalos reluctantly agrees to meet with Prince Andrew. It seems that they like each other. However, The Hunanic Terrorists have followed Roxanna into TGK. She had a near death experience, when the terrorists hijacked a vehicle and attempted a drive-by shooting. A gun bullet nearly hit Roxanna's head. King Nathalos has raised the price on Erthul's head to 40,000,000 dollars worth of the country who catches him currency.

1) Bellissimo! We are delighted that your daughter has agreed to meet the Prince.
2) We are outraged that terrorist have engaged in activities in the Kingdom as well as harming a State Princess of Royal blood! We shall take revenge!!

NEWS REPORT
Prince Andrew has been reported going to the Los Quegles General Hospital daily to see Princess Roxanna of Andara who had survived the recent terrorist attack. Sources show that he spends all day in there only leaving at night.

**Anti-Terrorist Activity Ahead**
The Andaran Military police have found and have raided a Hunanic Terrorist lair. They have found this picture of Drake Erthul....

We Shall find him and bring him to justice!

ERTHUL ESCAPES SOMEHOW :mwaha:

ERTHUL GOES BACK TO XOX XOOKLIA :mwaha:

I AM ERTHUL :mwaha:

We Shall declare War!!

War is bad, let's have lollipops!

CRAP!! ITS ALL OVER!!!!

I would like a lollipop though...

Treaty of Absolute Vodka
We, TGK, propose to the RoT (Technantis), that we increase our trade between the two nations, sharing and engaging in combined research for military development in response to better defence against rogue nations and terrorist. We hope to see better military cooperation and relations with each other.

Ken Doll
 
President Innocent Bystander proposes a peace treaty.

Our Demands: Everyone involved in your terrorist organization must be brought to our land so we can... um... put them on trial for warcrimes...and suchlike... :mischief:
WE DUN' HAVE ANY TERRORIST ORGANIZATIONS. :confused:
 
The New British Fleet, content that it never actually had to fire a shot, returns to its ports. Where are these ports? Not telling!

New Britain puts forward plans for a United Islands Congress, with a chairperson elected by popular vote. This will be proposed as the Treaty of Nova London.
 
In face of the retcon, President <Insert Name Here> Proposes a peace treaty:

The Treaty of Fifty:

1. Xox Xooklia shall be at peace with the Republic of Trichomedia, the Republic of Techanitis, the Kingdom of Andara, The Gay Kingdom, The Scribbling Society, Killfirelandwhatevera, New Britain, and the Island of Moneta.

2. Xox Xooklia shall pay all involved parties $100,000 as damages for the terrorist attacks.

3. All Damage shall be Retconned.

4. There shall be no more housing of terrorists or state-sponsored terrorist attacks on other countries. If any state that sponsors or houses terrorists against another state, actions will be taken.

5. Xox Xooklia will give the Republic of Trichomedia, the Republic of Techanitis, the Kingdom of Andara, The Gay Kingdom, The Scribbling Society, Killfirelandwhatevera, New Britain, and the Island of Moneta an island 50 miles off the coast of Xox Xooklia so we can steal your porn and food monitor you to make sure you do not engage in any more terrorist attacks.

6. All involved parties will have a party in a city decided by all. West Teklernois and the Republic of Selachima may join the party, so long as they pay us all 5 bucks. The party can include anything you want.
 
TSS has agreed to the proposed Treaty of Fifty.
 
Selachima proposes hosting the Oktoberfest party in the sub-tropical resort town of Caudal Lagoon, Selachima, as long as Selachima gets to participate in stealing Xox Xooklia's porn monitoring Xox Xooklia as part of the international peacekeeping force.

Caudal Lagoon is a nice pleasant friendly town located next to several shark pits picturesque lagoons. The nearby mountains has a natural beer and wine lake. There are also several famous hot water springs, and the woods nearby is the habitat of the pedobear Selachiman panda and other cuddly creatures that would make a nice dinner lolcat enjoyable experience for everyone. The town boosts a collection of hidden machine guns turrets seven-star resorts, with Selachiman secret police friendly fun and open staff. Caudal Lagoon is the perfect place to host any kind of party!

We have one of the most beautiful coastline in the world, and the world's most romantic sunsets according to TGK's top magazine. We also boosts one of the world's most beautiful coral reefs (all guests will be asked to declare any depth charges on arrival at the Airport. Dropping them off along the way from the plane will result in immediate arrest and transfer to the club building of the Sadistic Sex Society of Selachima in Rhincodar.)
 
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