The Island Game

[cardgame]

TSS thanks TGK for its shipment of brown paint!

In other news, a Governor of a province of TSS has been scandalized. Several non-scribbled paintings were found hanging in his office, and the governor in question has been forced to resign.

On the bright side, the new governor that took his place is insane!
This should increase random and/or nonsensical laws and decisions and add to the legacy that is The Scribbling Society.

Finally, the R&D corporation known only as tueɯdo1eʌep dǝzımoduaɹ has discovered a new technology: Randomizing gene sequences. TSS shall soon begin full-scale production of all kinds of beings, for reasons scientific, medical, military, and the simple reason of curiosity.

 

[CivRulesAll]

Andara is now exporting it's genuine silk for only $50 of Andaran Currency a length. A length is 60cm long.
**Anti-Terrorist Activity Ahead**
Erthul has been caught... or so King Nathalos thinks.
The Erthul that was caught is actually a decoy, and after interrogation says that Erthul has moved to The Scribbling Society.
Andaran spies had also caught a picture of Erthul as he was making a transportation call to be transported to TSS. Only the one with the camera survived. Here is the picture of Erthul.

King Nathalos warns TSS that this man is incredibly dangerous and highly intelligent.
King Nathalos also says that he has a fake passport. He goes by the name of Ray Manolle.

 

[cardgame]

Such a man was recently apprehended!

He was found trying to kill somebody.
Unfortunately for Andara (and the world in general), he was released on the premise of

TSS would like to announce its progress on the research of the human brain.

Our scientists have determined that nearly every function of the human brain, conscious or subconscious, is determined entirely randomly.

The last we saw of him was that he had purchased a luxury yacht and set sail for Technantis.

 

[CivRulesAll]

King Nathalos is excited, and e-mails the leader of TSS to keep him in a lone cell surrounded by the best men of your army. He is coming to your country immediately.

 

[cardgame]

Spoiler Breaking the Fourth Wall :

lol @ my ninja-editing 1337 z11ıʞs

 

[CivRulesAll]

King Nathalos has sent his elite force of Stealth Bombers to intercept the yacht at all costs. However, they were too late. he had already gotten to Technantis, God knows how.

 

[cardgame]

Supreme Leader Crazyeyes recommends that Technantis be obliterated to eradicate these terrorists!

The TSS Congress has different ideas, however

Spoiler HOI2 scene :

TSS went with OK, let's do it! In Execute the Leader.
The minister Supreme Leader Crazyeyes is no longer available

The new head of state of The Scribbling Society is Innocent Bystander. The new image of TSS is

 

[CivRulesAll]

The Hunanic Terrorists have bombed the capital of The Scribbling Society in an attempt to free their leader. They are completely oblivious of their leader's location.

 

[Bratmon]

Then, word comes in that an army of robots captures Erthul. He had escaped from the Technantis port right before they locked it down. The robots have boarded a convient Monetian battleship in the same port. The entirely automated robots and ship are heading straight towards Andara.

 

[Perfection]

ERTHUL ESCAPES SOMEHOW

ERTHUL GOES BACK TO XOX XOOKLIA

I AM ERTHUL

 

[cardgame]

President Innocent Bystander declares TOTAL WAR on Xox Xooklia for

a) harboring an international terrorist
b) inciting terrorist activities in several sovereign nations

 

[choxorn]

The Commanders of the 4th Trichomedian Fleet run into a Hijacked Tenchan Battleship heading towards Xox Xooklia. Upon finding the Xox Xooklian Leader, who is now known to be Erthul, on the ship, The fleet fires 1000 shells at the Battleship at once. The Overkilled Battleship explodes spectactularly and sinks to the bottom of the ocean. Whether or not Erthul escapes is unknown.

President <Insert Name Here> also declares war on Xox Xooklia, and sends $500,000 in some currency to TSS and Andara to help repair damages from Erthul's terrorist activities.

 

[Perfection]

HAHAHA, YOU JUST SANK A TENCHAN BATTLESHIP AND KILLED ITS TENCHAN CREW. WAY TO GO, TERRORIST!

XOX XOOKLIA DECLARES THAT ALL "TERROR" ACTIONS WERE RIGHTEOUS ACTS AGAINST TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENTS THAT HAD NO CIVILIAN CAUSALITIES.

 

[cardgame]

HAHAHA, YOU JUST SANK A TENCHAN BATTLESHIP AND KILLED ITS TENCHAN CREW. WAY TO GO, TERRORIST!

XOX XOOKLIA DECLARES THAT ALL "TERROR" ACTIONS WERE RIGHTEOUS ACTS AGAINST TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENTS THAT HAD NO CIVILIAN CAUSALITIES.

President Innocent Bystander replies with a 50-page report on civilian deaths from the terrorist actions in his own nation, let alone the others. Our total casualties of the capitol bombing alone were 890 INNOCENT BYSTANDERS!

YOU SHALL NOT GO UNPUNISHED!

The Scribbling Society's Congress has voted UNANIMOUSLY for war, and war it shall be!

*readies the invasion force*

 

[Perfection]

ALL HUNANIC COMBATANTS DO NOT REPORT TO MR. ERTHUL, HE IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE BOMBING OF YOUR CAPITOL.

WHY DON'T YOU ACTUALLY PROVE HE DID IT BEFORE SENDING YOUR TROOPS TO KILL PEOPLE WHO DO NOT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOUR PROBLEMS.

 

[e350tb]

New Britain has sent a battleship group to 'persuade' Xox Xooklia to remain peaceful and not harm terrorists. The battle group contains three battleships, a carrier and several smaller vessels.

I'm sure we can get along, this is merely sea patrol. Even if we can shell and bomb your fleet from our position...

 

[Perfection]

WE WILL HARM TERRORISTS IF WE DAMN WELL PLEASE. THOUGH WE LIKE THE PEACEFUL BIT.

AND YOU CAN'T BOMB AND SHELL OUR FLEET, BECAUSE IT'S 100% SUBS!

 

[choxorn]

Hey, we made contact to the battleship, all we got back was "This is Mr. Erthul, who has a message for you ******. You can **** ******* *** and ***** my ******** ***."

Or something like that, we just heard a bunch of random swear words yelled. So, we assumed that the ship had been hijacked by terrorists, used a sci-fi-thingy-that-detects-living-things, found only a few terrorists, and so we decided to blow up the ship.

If Tenchantis had robots on the ship, we apologize and will compensate them for the loss.

Oh, and BTW, while you were in Trichomedia, your highest officers coordinated a bombing of the Museum of Things We've Found From the Portal that Seem to have Absoulutely No Use in the city of Old New New York, and you killed 14 people, injured 76, caused $100,000 worth of damage, and destroyed an irreplacable artifact that looked like an elongated sphere. So yes, your bloody attacks have caused civilian casualties.

 

[Tee Kay]

Selachima went with We Must Remain Neutral in Hunanic Crisis.

Event No.1799 Selachiman War Discussion Derailed by Poland-Jacking happened to us.

 

[e350tb]

I meant to say 'house' terrorists up there, not harm them. Sorry.