The Island Game

[Bratmon]

I sighn the treaty of Fifty then get most of my robots to come home.

 

[KaiserElectric]

I already claimed RoT a page or two ago.

Then the Republic is RPT.


Essential News Bulletin

Assassin Strikes at President. Technantis in State of Emergency.

The Republic has become the victim of an unusual terrorist attack. While Presedent William J. Bryan was meeting with his aides at the Avatar complex in the city of Arnor, a jet fighter dropped a bomb on the building. The building's side was comepletely blown off, and around 120 government officials were killed in the blast. 200 more government officials were pronounced dead later. Of the president's eight aids, five of them have died and the remaining three are in critical condition. President Bryan himself is in critical condition, and doctors are unsure whether or not he will survive. A anti-air brigade managed to force down the jet fighter, and the pilot was taken into custody. The pilot is believed to be a member of an unknown terrorist faction.

Vice President McCloud has declared a national state of emergency. All foreign air traffic in the country will be forced down, and the military alert level has been raised to orange.

 

[kill fire]

KillFirelandiumiatanyasa will sign The Treaty of Fifty, if you change our name to it's true name on it.

 

[Bratmon]

It can't be the island of Moneta, because all of out war planes are completely unmanned.

 

[Bratmon]

Anyway, I propose we add island names to the map for easier identification.

 

[choxorn]

Selachima proposes hosting the Oktoberfest party in the sub-tropical resort town of Caudal Lagoon, Selachima, as long as Selachima gets to participate in stealing Xox Xooklia's porn monitoring Xox Xooklia as part of the international peacekeeping force.

Caudal Lagoon is a nice pleasant friendly town located next to several shark pits picturesque lagoons. The nearby mountains has a natural beer and wine lake. There are also several famous hot water springs, and the woods nearby is the habitat of the pedobear Selachiman panda and other cuddly creatures that would make a nice dinner lolcat enjoyable experience for everyone. The town boosts a collection of hidden machine guns turrets seven-star resorts, with Selachiman secret police friendly fun and open staff. Caudal Lagoon is the perfect place to host any kind of party!

We have one of the most beautiful coastline in the world, and the world's most romantic sunsets according to TGK's top magazine. We also boosts one of the world's most beautiful coral reefs (all guests will be asked to declare any depth charges on arrival at the Airport. Dropping them off along the way from the plane will result in immediate arrest and transfer to the club building of the Sadistic Sex Society of Selachima in Rhincodar.)

Agreed, you can host the party and join our international porn-stealing peacekeeping force.

KillFirelandiumiatanyasa will sign The Treaty of Fifty, if you change our name to it's true name on it.

Fine...

Amended Treaty:

The Treaty of Fifty:

1. Xox Xooklia shall be at peace with the Republic of Trichomedia, the Republic of Techanitis, the Kingdom of Andara, The Gay Kingdom, The Scribbling Society, Killfirelandiumiatanyasa, New Britain, the Republic of Selachima, and the Island of Moneta.

2. Xox Xooklia shall pay all involved parties $100,000 as damages for the terrorist attacks.

3. All Damage shall be Retconned.

4. There shall be no more housing of terrorists or state-sponsored terrorist attacks on other countries. If any state that sponsors or houses terrorists against another state, actions will be taken.

5. Xox Xooklia will give the Republic of Trichomedia, the Republic of Techanitis, the Kingdom of Andara, The Gay Kingdom, The Scribbling Society, Killfirelandiumiatanyasa, New Britain, the Republic of Selachima, and the Island of Moneta an island 50 miles off the coast of Xox Xooklia so we can steal your porn and food monitor you to make sure you do not engage in any more terrorist attacks.

6. All involved parties will have a party in Caudal Lagoon, Selachima. West Teklneronus may join the party, so long as they pay us all 5 bucks. The party can include whatever we agree to.

Signed by: Presdident <Insert Name Here> (Trichomedia), Chief Consul James Brierley (Republic of Selachima), President Innocent Bystander (The Scribbling Society), Priesident Brat Mon (Moneta island), The Leader of KillFirelandiumiatanyasa (KillFirelandiumiatanyasa)

Vice President McCloud has declared a national state of emergency. All foreign air traffic in the country will be forced down, and the military alert level has been raised to orange.

If you see any of our airplanes off the southeast coast, please don't shoot them down, as our airplanes are often there due to the proximity to our Northwest peninsula (I really need to come up with some actual names for places on my island...)

And could you sign the treaty?

 

[cardgame]

Anyway, I propose we add island names to the map for easier identification.

This is what I was TRYING to achieve with my Treaty of Identification

Nobody got the hint.

 

[CivRulesAll]

King Nathalos signs the peace treaty and recalls all troops from the ruins of Xox Xooklia.

BREAKING NEWS!!!
Erthul has been apprehended, and interrogated, and taken to the judicial system of Andara and has been placed under a death penalty. His sentence awaits:

After hearing this news, King Nathalos was extremely pleased. Unfortunately, the Hunanic terrorists now have a new leader, who remains unknown. King Nathalos is now considering retiring.

 

[Bratmon]

President Mon upon hearing the news, was not as pleased as you would expect. The next day, secret plants are revealed.

Here's the plan: once we capture the terrorist, we change our currency to the kiloton of gold. If King Nathalos doesn't hold up his side of the bargin, we release him back to Andara. That's a lot of money we can make. It's almost worth a war to earn that much cash.

 

[CivRulesAll]

That would have been hilarious.

 

[CivRulesAll]

More Not-So-Breaking News!
King Nathalos of Andara has decided to retire from ruling Andara at the age of 70. His eldest son, Luke has taken over. King Luke renames himself Prime Minister Nathalos. He hated living under the fascism, and after a short revolution of the government, it is established a a Republic. Meet The Andaran Republic. (The abbreviation is TAR)

 

[choxorn]

RoT is pleased to hear about the liberalization of government in Andara.

An election has recently taken place in Trichomedia. As usual, the two parties each gained about 50% of the seats, ensuring nothing will ever happen.

 

[kill fire]

Killfirelandiumiatanyasa has become annoyed with the difficulty of it's name. It now will be refered to as Killfirelandium for short.

 

[W|M]

West Teklneronus agrees to join the party and give everyone $5.

 

[e350tb]

New Britain signs the Treaty of Fifty.

 

[choxorn]

The Treaty of Fifty:

Signed by: Presdident <Insert Name Here> (Trichomedia), Chief Consul James Brierley (Republic of Selachima), President Innocent Bystander (The Scribbling Society), Priesident Brat Mon (Moneta island), The Leader of KillFirelandiumiatanyasa (KillFirelandiumiatanyasa), Prime Minister Luke Nathalos (Andaran Republic), Prime Minister Thomas Bennett (New Britain), Comrade Hugo Almondson (West Teklneronus)

Alright, this just leaves Xox Xooklia, Technantis, and TGK.

 

[Tee Kay]

Selachima condemns the terrorist attack that attempts to assassinate Bryan of Technantis.

The new terrorists appear to have a fleet of aircrafts at its disposal. The Air Force of Selachima has been alerted to this threat. Several squadrons of our state of the art fighters as well as one of our Airborne Assault Carrier will be guarding the airspace over Caudal Lagoon on Party Day.

 

[Tee Kay]

Selachima also welcome Andara's democratic revolution. We will now end the state of economic noncooperation with Andara and establish new diplomatic and trading ties.

 

[cardgame]

TSS will contribute some ground-based men with RAAM missiles. (Random Anti-Air-Missile)

Its direction is decided randomly

Ensuring, once again that TSS is absolutely useless.

 

[Tee Kay]

As long as residential areas, coral reefs or the Floating Red Light District of Caudal Lagoon isn't damaged. If they do get damaged then we will demand the entire cabinet of the TSS and the arms manufacturer to each scribble a million times "I will not build crappy missiles".