The Island Game

[Tee Kay]

On the giant screen mounted on the wall the leaders of Selachima gasped in shock and anticipation, then collectively groaned with a headache.

The Chief Consul and his ministers retired to rest, leaving a few senior officials and military strategists who were sober who watched the events unfolding in Technantis intently...

 

[choxorn]

President <Insert Name Here> decides to take a nap while he waits for the previews to finish. Yes, we all know that 2012 and GI Joe suck.

 

[cardgame]

TSS already knows the theme. We must unite with the aliens to destroy a common enemy and bla bla bla and then we form a common bond and bla bla bla and Blah and Universal Peace and more blah blah. Well, we aren't having any of it.




Tell the aliens that TSS will not help them. We must prepare for war to grab all the resource-rich territory we can after global warming hits. Steampunkeria

 

[Stylesrj]

Not that kind of roleplaying...

You're meant to say that Paladins cannot equip the Helm of Darkness...

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King Stine Illsgrey offers only three airships to help with the fight. However, these are powerful Air Cruisers, armed with cluster rockets and heavy armour and the ability to overcharge rockets and engines, increasing movement speed and rocket barrage numbers and capacity (somehow)

 

[Bratmon]

Breaking News​

Moneta has come out of hiding. Signals are again being broadcast all over and planes and ships are starting to go again to other islands. Moneta is rejoining the world.


Meanwhile the capitol has really changed. Here is the entire sequence of events:
1. Pres. Mon realizes that Moneta has gone the way of the Republic
2. He manages to get a boat back to Moneta and a plane to the ships capitol.
3. From there, he stirred up a small rebellion.
4. This pressured Pres. George to resign, putting Pres. Mon back in charge.
5. From there he dissolved the congress, instead putting a panel of 7 people (including him) to vote on things.
6. He then got everyone ready to return to the world situation.
7. He then unmasked Moneta, leaving us where we are now.

 

[choxorn]

*Yawn* How much longer until this damn movie starts?

 

[Stylesrj]

Just then, Steampunkeria launches an all out attack...
















ON POLLUTION!

Steampunkeria cleans up their act and now is known as:

*Drum roll*

Atomicpunkeria

That's right, President Stine Illsgrey of Atomicpunkeria has converted to nuclear power almost instantly. The outdated steam engines are thus replaced with high tech and shiny atomic reactors. Those massive guns mounted on airships are now massive, shiny lasers and plasma guns mounted on gunships and robots!

Now instead of worrying about big clouds of smoke, you have to worry about atomic waste! But of course, we use it in some of our weapons, like depleted uranium rounds.

 

[cardgame]

TSS welcomes the sovereign nation of Atomicpunkeria to the wide world. With a nuclear warhead.



No, really.











We gift Atomicpunkeria with a nuclear weapon. What, did you think TSS was going to nuke someone?

 

[Stylesrj]

Atomicpunkeria accepts the nuclear warhead gift and removes all detonators from the weapon, including hidden. Then new detonators are put into place which are triggered only by a signal from Atomicpunkeria command.

By the way, Atomicpunkeria is offering tech trades in exchange for equal or greater tech. We've got Vertbirds, plasma weapons and laser guns.

 

[kill fire]

oooooo I dont have Vertbirds. Ill give you pokeball for it!

 

[Stylesrj]

We could exchange the Vertibirds for the Mass Changer Devices used in the Pokeballs, rather than having the Pokeballs. You seem to have portable miniaturisation all worked out.

 

[choxorn]

Annoyed at Technantis's sudden disappearance, I send an angry letter to President McCloud demanding an explanation for his absence.

 

[kill fire]

We could exchange the Vertibirds for the Mass Changer Devices used in the Pokeballs, rather than having the Pokeballs. You seem to have portable miniaturisation all worked out.

Okay then. GO POKEBALL!!!

 

[Stylesrj]

So it's agreed. Atomicpunkeria will give you plans for Vertbird Gunships and you give us working plans for a miniaturisation/enlargement device.

 

[Perfection]

Xox Xooklia declares war on the Sun.

 

[Stylesrj]

Atomicpunkeria gives their support to Xox Xooklia. A regiment of T-51b Power Armoured soldiers with miniguns, laser rifles and Fat Man mini nuke catapults will be sent out to join in the conquest of the sun, if Xox Xooklia wants Atomicpunkeria to help.

 

[cardgame]

This proposed use of nuclear weapons demands a response.

Diplomatic Action: The Scribbling Society can no longer stand idly by! We declare all diplomatic ties between us severed. We refuse to acknowledge your sovereignty and order a full embargo upon your rogue state.

 

[Stylesrj]

President Stine Illsgrey of Atomicpunkeria wonders why a nation would take such extreme action towards an atomic-driven nation's nuclear weapons... especially when the one cutting off ties gifted us a warhead.

 

[choxorn]

Trichomedia, using new technology, accidentally causes a solar flare, which does almost nothing but destroy the forces of XX and Atomicpunkeria invading the sun. President <Insert Name Here> apologizes for any inconvenience this has caused.

 

[Stylesrj]

OOC: I hadn't sent out the invasion force. I was only suggesting.