The life of a double

[Turtleneck]

Sadddam's three doubles are huddling deep in his underground bunker that was just bombed by passing warplanes. The explosions stop and they sit there anxiously waiting in a closed room.

All of a sudden one of Saddam's aides walks into the room:

"Well gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news..."

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"The good news is that our great leader, Saddam Hussein has withstood the infidel bombardment, so that our great nation may yet prosper. And we are all safe now."

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"The bad news is that he lost his right arm and leg."

 

[Pirate]

Those poor bastards. Clever.

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

It could be worse, he could have lost everything below the waist