The Llamast Jokes Thread... 3

[Catharsis]

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

Why did the alligator get cancelled?

Because of the allegations.

 

[dariusII]

Bah humbug! All these alligator jokes - what a croc!

 

[Uncle Sparky]

History is full of examples of things that happened long ago. - Cunk

 

[Kyriakos]

I actually find all these jokes painful ^^ And they remind me of:
(spoken by the elephant to the koala) "Your koalifications are irrelephant".

 

[dariusII]

More pain:

How do construction workers party?

They raise the roof!

 

[dariusII]

I used to work in search and rescue, which I always had a flare for.

I had a fantastic career making wedding bouquets, but I threw it away.

 

[Gori the Grey]

If you had an online hair-cutting business, you could call it e-clips.

How can you cut hair over the internet? I'm leaving that part of the business plan to you.